“If I get lost will I become famous too?”

I am fresh off of a bastard holiday. I don’t even have to get into my dislike of the fame of Christopher Columbus. I will say this though “Amerigo Vespucci”. For real I don’t think anyone should get credit for “discovering” a place where people already live. But if we are could we at least give fake credit to the right person. With all the technological and Scientific progress we have made…somewhere, someone has learned that Chris discovered America. Why the hell does he even have a holiday? Then it’s not only a bastard holiday cause he didn’t find the continent, but we don’t really celebrate it. Do ya’ll decorate ships in the living room? Steal spices out of your neighbors cabinet? How about name stick a flag in someones property. Everybody doesn’t even get off for this day…I did…thank god. It gave me time to catch up with my moms and explore a sub from Quiznos which is the upscale subway. Meanwhile I remember people beefing over MLK Day when he actually did something. Even if you hate MLK he changed your country. For real I say we at least change the holiday to Amerigo Vespucci Day. We can still do nothing and not really celebrate it, but at least we’ll have the right name…to not celebrate. For real if we really wanted to celebrate it we would have to kill someone, steal their spices, rape their daughters and then move some of our family in a few weeks later. Then we could make their children dress like us and so forth. Does anyone know where I can get a flag made. I see myself claiming a home in the Hamptons next Columbus Day. Who’s coming with me?