It’s over a year since I’ve been blogging, can’t you tell by the artsy title? I’m older, wiser…I have not accomplished my dream of becoming a lounge singer/gigolo in brazil…but someday. I thought it would be interesting (or at least help me be lazy) to post the one of my firsts. I bring to you all the A.Slim dictionary…that I actually need to add more terms too…

A.Slim Dictionary

COMPARATRON - One who always draws comparisons between themselves and others. Regardless of their personal effort or situation the question always remains “why did they…”. forever attracted to whats offered to someone other than themselves.

DAILIES - one who only thinks far ahead enough to secure themselves with the necesities of the moment. Once these concerns are taken care of all concerns of the future are laid to rest…until the next day when the search continues again.

DIGITAL THUG - one who attacks or aggressively expresses their point in internet chat rooms and message boards. These individuals will curse, type in all caps, randomly insult and do various things they do not have the cajones (balls, minerals) to do in person. Most of these individuals will not address things in any fashion in person.

DUSTY TRAVELER - This man is on the list of a Well Traveled Road. More than likely he thinks he accomplished some feat. He is foolish.

EXADRO (add boy or girl as a title) - one who exagerates, or prevaricates. Making more out of a situation or purposely misleading others to detract attention from their responsiblity in a situation. Also one who exagerates to lend more importance to themselves.

FRONTOR (fron-tor) - a person who fronts extremely, placing them on the level of a futuristic robotic exoskeleton created by military minds for the express purpose of fronting on people. See also: Kwofi, half my clients.

LOSER BOY(or girl) - One who consistantly loses. One who does not come through on the things they say or promise (may have frontor qualities). This person forgets, breaks things, loses things, breaks their word/promises, leaves things behind, borrows your things and loses/breaks them, avoids responsibility, and generally loses.

LOWER CASE G - a male who thinks he is a player, pimp or ladies man. This individuals “game” however is not advanced enough to lock in the average girl much less garner the interest of a woman of substance. The antithesis would be a Captial G.

LOWRIDER - a young male with talent and potential who targets younger silly females to woo. This person may initially peak the interest of females of standing, however, once a lowrider reveals his stripes these females will deride him leaving him with no option but the often foolish unsuspecting young girls to deal with.

PLAYSCHOOL (cats, yo, dude, etc.)[see and speak = speak and spell]
- An individual that does not heavily associate with another, interaction is usually limited to exchanging cordialities. There is not necessarily any animosity between the two in question, but there is no formal alliance.

ROLLER - one who indulges in the abuse of various substances. Frequently mistaken with a pothead or a lush, rollers may pop pills (including but not limited to: e pills (extasy), oxy (oxycontin [oxycondone], percadan, percocet, vicodin,demoral, valium, xanax, and others) or indulge in syrup (cough syrup most frequently containing codeine.) Rollers may indulge in ANY mind altering substance regardless of what you expect from the person.

SCROTUMUS - A person (most often male) who exhibits all the negative qualities of the male scrotum, including but not limited to negative smell, behavior, look, and reputation.

WELL TRAVELED ROAD - A young permiscuous woman. One who has many random sexual encounters. Your friends probably have a story about her so don’t be to proud…you did not conquest her she just added you to the list.

YOUNG WAR - A young person who exhibits quality traits despite their youth. A youth who garners respect of those older them them.