So by the time many of you see this my computer will be traveling to the new office (read: new to me and I hate it). So I may not get to post for a few days. TEH SUCK! Don’t forget me…I need the attention…really…anyway this sucks.

“Bad ideas for the office.”

So my E.D. from down the street is trying to be decorative…or something. She set up a little fall motif in the lobby of the other building. It’s got a whole bunch of gourds and mini-pumpkins (crap, garbage, et. al.). Then she gave every staff member a mini-pumpkin to sit on our desk. I have been looking for the perfect chance to chuck my damn m.p. at someone. I’ve considered hitting a client with it. The fair thing seems to be to hit the person who gave it to me though. It’s only fair. I figure I need to make it hard to track down (cause she is the type who will) so I’ll have to steal at least two other pumpkins so that it won’t be obvious that I was the one who did it. Then one day as she’s leaving out I’ll hide behind a bush or something…line it up and clock her ass with that pumpkin. Damn mini-pumpkin. The only pumpkin I want is some pumpkin pie and I damn sure wouldn’t take that from her. Don’t give me a gourd! I poop on your mini-pumpkin…well not really I mean it is on my desk. I do have the feeling that someone is going to get hit with this joint though. The temptation is to great. Note to all…if you are a supervisor and it is possible that people may not like you don’t give them something they could throw. That’s like going on stage after you hand out tomatoes. She has to get it…plus I have to work late tonight and I didn’t feel like coming in today at all. It’s pumpkin throwing time!