“You can do it.”

So as I’ve stated I have alot of crap to deal with these days. So this is how I am dealing with it.

1) I keep listening to this audio file that my mother sent me. Email me if you want to hear. This joint is hilarious…pluse I find it killer that my mother sent it to me. It has now been passed to almost everyone in the office.

2) I’ve watched Episode III twice in the last two days. I keep telling people I have the high ground. Not to mention the fact that I have been analyzing that joint for the last few. TO GUNNER: No I didn’t wait in line…I just muscled some underfed geeks to claim a spot…when I was running an errand for work no less.

3) When the cat is away the mice get down! Never I have I found this more true than in this office. People gather out front while keeping a watch out the window. Lunch time is serious…people take that hour. I’m used to eating and still working. Not in this camp. People leave their office and sit down with food.

4) Lovely Young Interns…unlike my center the interns do not come from the client base, they come from the local university. There is flirting to be had!!! I swear having someone to flirt with sure can make the day go by quicker…now if they were here everyday.

5) Young people have been cracking jokes on this office and situation all week. I almost died in my cubicle yesterday listening to some of their comments.

6) Testosterone. I am back in the mixed crowd. Instead of being the only man I now have support. Ah yes it feels good. Someone to feel my pain.

7) Better parking. One thing that always sucked about the last space was the fact that we were in an area of permit and metered parking. The type of area where you’d be willing to throw hands over a parking space. All this week I have virtually parked in the same space everyday. It does feel good.

8)See #4

9) More things to crack jokes on. The E.D. may not like it alot, however, she is usually the subject of them so piss on her.

10) Rolling my Dollar Coin down the fingers of my left hand. It builds some dexterity, but it also annoys folks when it hits the desk. I love it.

I remain open to suggestions.