“I’m going sane the world is crazy”

Here are the top 10 reasons that I am not actually crazy yet.

1) Xbox - If I couldn’t go home and kill digital people I would begin to do it for real. While I love killing the digital figures I really enjoy the joints that have substance and a good story.

2) Working Out - I’m getting to the point where people are asking me to lift things and are amazed that it doesn’t seem that heavy to me. Instead of dreading hitting the weights or running I’m a little upset if I don’t get to. Plus I was banging out in the Y… Flirty, flirty.

3) Star Wars Episode III. I’m in little nerd boy heaven right now and I love it to death. You were the Chosen One!

4) Speaking in a cockney accent. What can I say it just does it for me. Added to the fact that I’m trying to stop cursing it makes the world a little easier.

5) Arizona Iced tea (tall can) This is one of the greatest pleasures of my week. I discovered this awhile ago and recently realized that I’m hooked. If I go into a store and they don’t have it I’m almost angry with them. For one thing this joint is 23.5 ounces of plea-zah. Then it’s only 99 cents. Cheaper than all the smaller bottles of tea or anything else. I dig the Grean tea with plum, but there’s something to be said for the Raspberry tea as well.

6)Making fun of the offices mates. Smart aleck comments fly through the air. Zingers and one liners abound. It is glorious.

7) The sprite refreshing wall website despite the fact that I laughed at it when I found it, it has helped me kill some time in the office without a doubt.

8) Searching for a new pen. I have a thing about pens, being that I write, I dig a certain kind of pen (previously a uniball Vision Elite - Bold) I also don’t like to let people hold my pen. I’ll often keep a pen I won’t use on me to give to people who ask to hold one. Well, I’m currently on the look out for a fountain pen to call my own. Something that will keep my Calligraphy skills up would be great…plus other people would have too hard a time using it to really bother asking. It’s my lightsaber. However I don’t want to spend this much.

9) Keeping up with the outcomes that would leave a mathematical possiblity of the Ravens being able to make the playoffs. Unless they move to the NFC North soon I’ll have to scratch this off the list.

10) Finding ways to tell where the E.D. is in the building and where she is moving to. This wouldn’t be a problem if she always wore heels and no other ladies. I could go by scent, but that’s not a scent I want to know.