“No way I’m disco dancing.”

Being out saturday I got to observe more sucky behavior on the part of dudes so like Mighty Mouse…here I come to save the day!

1) Unless you make eye contact don’t stare. I assure you that either a girlfriend or a dude that knows your target are cracking jokes into her ear about you…especially if I’m the one who knows her…you loser.

2) Be natural: I’ve been approached more while just doing my thing than I have while posted up in some bar. Besides I show more when I do my little turn on the cat walk (or dance floor) than some guy who tries to preserve his creases while swilling beer all night.

3) Be sober! There is nothing I love like watching some stupid, drunk jerk try to get some girls number. The mumbling, the slurring, the incoherence. Actually forget this one…that way I’ll have something to laugh at.

4) Work the group. Now when I say this I don’t mean go up to a group ask one for her number and then work down the line til someone says yes. I mean it’s easier to work a group of women then one (if you’re having trouble). A group of three ladies gives you a much better chance to have something to make a witty response to. Plus you get a chance to show your manners as you decide who you want to single in on.

5) Do something without wanting anything in return. Remember this…you and your boys talk about which girls you’ve hit. Those girls talk about alot more than that. As you go through interacting remember to just be the man. Even when you aren’t interested in a girl treat her like the joint. Light her cigarette, hold the door, etc. Trust me…the girl you want is reading some magazine article right now that says if you don’t hold the door for other women that in 2 months she’ll discover you were always a jerk.