A Christmas Story

Happy non-denominational holiday season.

“Pleas let these people shoot their eye out.”

I’m kinda peeved over this “Christmas vs. Holiday” issue as of late. The thing is I don’t agree with either side. I’d like them both to get wet with spiked egg-nog and go pass out somewhere. For those who don’t know. A lot of christians are miffed at the fact that stores and places are putting more emphasis on saying/displaying things like “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”. Bill O’Reily mentioned how it wasn’t an insult to non-christians to hear merry christmas, but it is an insult for them to hear happy holidays. This whole debate is asinine. I don’t think anyone should care either way. Say whatever the hell you want. Since I’m not Jewish should I be offended when I hear someone mention Hanukkah? All of these people make me sick. My biggest fear comes from something that should be good. I know we’re in the age of Aquarius and people should start moving to spiritual things, but the way I see it happening is scaring me. People are pushing for silly issues with a religious base and pushing them HARD. I don’t care if people wanna wish me happy plaid skirt day. I’ll just say the same to you. I might start saying Happy Christmahanukwanzaka to piss people off. This is one of the dumbest debates ever in history. I don’t know what’s wrong with people these days. I think we need to go back to my mothers old adage…pull them close with one hand and smack the hell out of them with the other. I swear people suck.