Rocking Chair New Years
If you didn’t see…Dick Clark looked and sounded bad. I know he had a stroke, but dude looked reaaaaaaaaalllll bad. I hope if I’m ever in such a situation that people will tell me to hang it up. Alot of people find it inspirational…not so much on my part. Then I thought, dude is like 75 years old. Another case of someone lasting long…no. Bob Barker is lasting long.
The Pimp of the daytime teli is lasting long. Grandmothers across America would give Bob a go and he’s on right in their time slot…before the noon news and the soap operas. The major difference is he can still get around and he doesn’t color his hair. Alot of grandmothers nodded off before midnight. You’re in the wrong timeslot. Dick Clark needs to let go. When you host the “Rocking New Years Eve”…you should be of the age to get up and dance. I’ve never seen American Bandstand so he is not cemented in my mind as anything…except an old man. You were invited to all the parties once, but no more. I mean can you see him and Eminem chilling backstage with Brittney Spears (*cough,slut, slut,cough*). I can see him chilling with the Stones, but Keith Richards looks dead so what does that really say? The quote above is linked to an article talking about the various opinions of him on New Years. Leanne Hendrix needs to be slapped unless she can tell me which one is the “sexy” disease. That’s an oxymoron isn’t it? “Yo I just came from the doctor and he said I have diabetes ain’t that sexy.” This is me sending a shout out to Dick you had a good run…you’ve been on T.V. since the 50’s…all things come to an end. Let go…as quickly as you can.
I can’t even get past the title…I’m over here HOLLERING! You stooooompid! LMAO!
Comment by NinaMM — January 4, 2006 @ 8:40 pm
well, actually, it seems like cancer is kind of sexy nowadays. You can get anything on this earth in breast cancer pink (including a Landrover I think). Don’t forget about prostate yellow, as popularized by that dude on the bike (it was his prostate right?), and of course, who doesn’t feel sorry for kids with leukemia? Not only are they young and cute (and obviously well-behaved), they are dying. Cancer is sexy.
Diabetes, meh.
Comment by God\\\'s Child — January 4, 2006 @ 9:37 pm
“before the noon news and the soap operas”
LMAO…I’ll keep you posted
Comment by G. Cornelius — January 4, 2006 @ 9:54 pm
I cant force myself to read this post becuase Im too damn busy lmbao @ the title.. ya wrong 4 that one..lmbao!
Comment by msjaim — January 4, 2006 @ 11:55 pm
cancer IS sexy (my mom has it & she’s looking damn good in her wigs - makes me wanna start wearing them)! i hope that my sexy is still preserved when i’m well over 65. does anyone else find it kind of sickening that bob barker slept with all of those women…
Comment by jackie — January 5, 2006 @ 2:45 pm
I didn’t see Dick Clark, but I did see Carson Daly and his new cheek implants. WTF was that about??
@ Jackie - I find it damn puke-atronic that Bob Barker slept with ANYONE.
Comment by Breez — January 5, 2006 @ 3:02 pm
I am cracking up laughing at this. Just too freakin’ funny!
Comment by ldb — January 6, 2006 @ 3:26 am
some guys just cant let go I guess
Comment by jdid — January 6, 2006 @ 12:18 pm
puke-atronic
i’m ♥ing it!!!!
Comment by jackie — January 6, 2006 @ 3:26 pm