Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

So, my audit is done. I’m going to be an uncle. Some companies take forever to install a new phone line and hook up a brothers DSl. Things are changing. I’m growing. Hell I even washed my car!…well the fine folks at WashWorks did it for me, but still. I’ve read 20 books since the second week of January and that feels pretty good. I bought a dope little ‘pewter. I’m also fascinated with my jump drive…the fact that I have more memory in my pocket than my computer at work does makes me feel powerful. I’m somewhat dissapointed that I was not able to buy a flat screen, besides I’ll probably end up getting a doper graphics card first. I got props on my audit and generally things are pretty good. I am stuck in a paradox though, all of my old jeans are ripped and I had to buy new ones, but the old ones just feel so good. On the external tip…Dick Cheney is gangsta. When you shoot someone in the face and they apologize to you that’s power. Icebergs are melting. Shani Davis rocks. The winter olympics as whole, however, suck. Me and the rest of America remebered not to let the younger Gumbels smooth taste fool us. Just cause he sounds like he went to private school with a minimum of blacks he still says some raw black shyt. I still don’t understand why Americans think they should win everything at the olympics. It’s like wondering why we aren’t the dominate force in soccer. We don’t even watch soccer until World Cup or the Olympics and then we expect to crush everyone. Meanwhile the movie about America beating Russia at hockey in the olympics is called Miracle. They should make snow shoveling a winter sport…I could identify with that. “And the American team almost has their car totally dug out!” The President and my Executive Director are still stupid. Things are as they should be I guess. Soooo…how the hell are you?