“You know what? I think it just got a little easier out here for a pimp.”
Jon Stewart

“Scorsese: zero. Three-Six Mafia: one.”
Jon Stewart

I am numb. I truly don’t know how to feel. Should I laugh, be outraged or just go back to what I was doing? I’m going to lay in bed with the covers drawn and contemplate this for a while. I’m still tripping of the fact that the song was performed at the Oscars in the first place. I mean I thought it would be interesting having Jon Stewart cracking jokes amidst the stiff Academy, but pimpin? I haven’t gotten over the roles that Denzel and Halle won for yet (make me feel guuuuuuud!). Damn you to hell America…at least Dave Chapelle’s Block Party is out. I wonder if that means Mos Def could win something next year…probably not. My mind is filled with lines from some of my favorite songs. Hell I’m not really a big Eminem fan, but I can see “Lose Yourself” winning in 2002. Even though it’s based around the movie, I think it’s something that every Emcee can feel. Makes me wonder if Pimps everywhere gave a standing ovation as Three Six took the stage. Raise your pimp cups! Damn Academy. Somehow I think maybe this all just a way to piss me off. Oh well, I figure the Oscars thing is like figure skating. Despite how good something is the judges have their favorites. I would love to have been in the meeting when they brought that nomination up. Moreso when they gave it the award. I would go drink, but this is already a surreal situation. I’m going to pray now…

B.T.W.
Just a little aside…them cats ain’t even get pimped out for that joint! C’mon now. I know ya’ll hard core, but you coulda wore some street credible yet smooth outfits. That ain’t no good pimp representation!