“Shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things I can do without…”
Tears for Fears

I am having some issues and like Frank Costanza on Festivus now you people are going to hear about it. The pic is like the Chewbacca Defense. “Look at the angry kitty.”

U.S.A
So every country thinks they’re the greatest and has faith, that’s fine with me. The problem is just because you invent something doesn’t mean you’ll crush people at it. Especially when many of the stars in our league are named as follows: Martinez, Rodriegez, Ortiz, Matsui…you feel me. If half your roster comes from another country this means you’re probably not the best in the world. This goes double for Hockey. They should just do a coin toss and give the medals to either Canada or a slavic country.

The Prez needs rest
I don’t want to hear anything about the President being tired. He has a staff bigger than my caseload and he has had more vacation time in a year than I have throughout my career. I don’t want to hear any whining about, “He’s tired” do what I do for my salary and then complain. Hell eat lunch with me for a week. I wish I could say somethings parallel to his words. Imagine me in a meeting, “I don’t let my managers opinion affect my decision making.”

Gangsta
People have to find new ways to define themselves. One more time folks: gangsters usually sit in an office directing criminal activites and collecting money. They don’t do drive-bys, they don’t stand on the corner hustling. Thugs do all that and for real who really wants to be a thug. As I tell my clients when you watch an action movie, say one starring Bruce Lee. Thugs are the 50 people he beats in three kicks without any trouble. Thugs are the people Chow Yun Fat drops with his first 6 clips of ammo. All thugs do is die so the real boss can get away. Even when the real boss can fight he throws 100 thugs at the hero to tire him out. You aren’t gangsters and you don’t really wanna be a thug. Get a new hustle…like three card monty.

Reality Shows
I am tired of reality shows. We all know the basic format now so I figure just have a show where you tape people backstabbing, fighting, having sex, and ripping on each other. The only show I will watch at all is The Real World. That’s only cause I have a game. Find the black person, find the people who are going to fight and find the crazy person. I just hope they aren’t the same person. The main reason I continue watching is to see what happens to the black person. This season seems like it might not count since there’s a mixed girl and a latino dude…I’m not sure who to root for. I did find the crazy person in the first episode though.