Shout!
“Shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things I can do without…”
Tears for Fears
I am having some issues and like Frank Costanza on Festivus now you people are going to hear about it. The pic is like the Chewbacca Defense. “Look at the angry kitty.”
U.S.A
So every country thinks they’re the greatest and has faith, that’s fine with me. The problem is just because you invent something doesn’t mean you’ll crush people at it. Especially when many of the stars in our league are named as follows: Martinez, Rodriegez, Ortiz, Matsui…you feel me. If half your roster comes from another country this means you’re probably not the best in the world. This goes double for Hockey. They should just do a coin toss and give the medals to either Canada or a slavic country.
The Prez needs rest
I don’t want to hear anything about the President being tired. He has a staff bigger than my caseload and he has had more vacation time in a year than I have throughout my career. I don’t want to hear any whining about, “He’s tired” do what I do for my salary and then complain. Hell eat lunch with me for a week. I wish I could say somethings parallel to his words. Imagine me in a meeting, “I don’t let my managers opinion affect my decision making.”
Gangsta
People have to find new ways to define themselves. One more time folks: gangsters usually sit in an office directing criminal activites and collecting money. They don’t do drive-bys, they don’t stand on the corner hustling. Thugs do all that and for real who really wants to be a thug. As I tell my clients when you watch an action movie, say one starring Bruce Lee. Thugs are the 50 people he beats in three kicks without any trouble. Thugs are the people Chow Yun Fat drops with his first 6 clips of ammo. All thugs do is die so the real boss can get away. Even when the real boss can fight he throws 100 thugs at the hero to tire him out. You aren’t gangsters and you don’t really wanna be a thug. Get a new hustle…like three card monty.
Reality Shows
I am tired of reality shows. We all know the basic format now so I figure just have a show where you tape people backstabbing, fighting, having sex, and ripping on each other. The only show I will watch at all is The Real World. That’s only cause I have a game. Find the black person, find the people who are going to fight and find the crazy person. I just hope they aren’t the same person. The main reason I continue watching is to see what happens to the black person. This season seems like it might not count since there’s a mixed girl and a latino dude…I’m not sure who to root for. I did find the crazy person in the first episode though.
solid post up and down. you are preaching to the choir re: thuggism.
Comment by Billy Sunday — March 17, 2006 @ 4:32 pm
You know what I’m tired of? Blog entries all about reality show episodes. If I watched it, I already know what the Hoochie said, and who got cut. If I didn’t watch it–I had a reason (namely I don’t f-ing care about anyone’s reality but my own). I don’t want to roll up on a blog and read all about it.
Thanks for the quality posts and thanks for not telling us every minor detail of TRW
Comment by God\'s Child — March 17, 2006 @ 4:38 pm
hehehe@the real world game. i play that one, too. (when i bother to watch, that is.)
and the statement about gangstas vs. thugs is on the money. i never even thought about it like that until you pointed out the difference.
Comment by nikki — March 17, 2006 @ 10:27 pm
I am mad… but not really… that you brought Tears for Fears back… holy cow
Comment by Miss A — March 19, 2006 @ 8:07 pm
I don’t watch the Real World like I used to, but I did see a couple episodes this weekend. I thought the same thing: Who’s the crazy person? I found her in that anorexic chick who thinks that all women want to look like her. All I could think when I saw her was Pink’s latest song: Stupid Girls. Lol.
It was too quick this year…I like when I have to guess, but she raised the flag in the first show.A-typical
Comment by Reese — March 20, 2006 @ 4:03 pm
damn and i was going to do my americas next top model blog because there is just nothing as funny as ripping tyra and a bunch of girls whho think they are the ish but really are not
feeling you on thugs though
Comment by jdid — March 20, 2006 @ 7:29 pm
I think you may have stumbled onto something: A reality show giving us a peek into the life of a crazy, fight loving black chick left to her own devices.
Comment by Breez — March 22, 2006 @ 9:18 pm
We had a reality show..Flava of Love. And part 2 is now in the works, so set your TiVo’s kiddies…lol
I play that Real World game too, and since there are no negros this season, I will not be watchin. I tried to and it’s mad boring.
lol..Yeah I be flippin out like Goerge Costanza too.
ahhhh …lol@the Roots button
Comment by I like liquor and TV — March 23, 2006 @ 11:38 pm