“The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.”
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

Since we love awards so much I have some more to give out. Let’s call these the STFU awards (geek inside). These are for those people I just need to stop hearing say things. You talk to much and make little sense. Everyone here is dumber for having listened you receive no points be seated and may GOD have mercy on your soul.
B.T.W. President Bush automatically wins and I’m just to tired to talk about him.

Mr. Cheney is the first on the list. Not just because he will raw out on someone. Not just because if I shoot someone in the face by accident I’ll be in handcuffs quicker than…well no one get’s locked up quicker than young black men. Most especially this award goes to Cheney because his Vice Presidential Rider demands that all T.V.’s in his room be on and tuned to Fox news. That’s like be demanding that all T.V.’s must show porno’s starring me serving well!

This award was really given out already by Nicholas Kristof. He and Bill O’Reilly were feuding and Kristof is big on the things going on in Darfur. Kristof suggested that O’Reilly come to Darfur with him and see what’s going on. O’Rielly said, of course, he couldn’t cause he had to do his show. Well Kristof said he’d pledge the first $1000 in an effort to raise money to take O’Reilly and get him satellite phones and everything so he could still do his show. To date Kristof has raised $727,568 to take O’Reilly to Africa. A warm cup of STFU for Bill paid for by Mr. Kristof.

If your not from Baltimore or Maryland this guy may not be familiar to you. If you have family from here ask them. This dude has made inappropriate comments about immigrants, women and just about anyone or anything else you can imagine. The worst part is he has been in some for of office since I was a child, Mayor, Governer, Comptroller. He has sexually harrassed women and the worst part about it is…He’s gay. My grandmother and anyone over 65 can tell you that. My granny told me all about his “beard” and everything. The funny thing is my office used to be a bathhouse and it’s dedicated to him. STFU!