“Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. “
Albert Camus (1913 - 1960)

I have a new course of action. I need some new employment and older women need attention, so here are some jobs I’m willing to do for the betterment of society.

Sade’s cabana boy
The pride in me wants to say cabana man, but for sade I will swallow that pride. I even have plenty of linen pants, white shirts and Panama Jack-esque hats. I’d be like Wesley from Princess Bride up in that mug. “As you wish.” I’ll fetch drinks and all that, hell I’ll rub her feet with a big ole grin on my face. I mean alot of famous people tend to feel kind of alone, I’m sure she could benefit from a young imaginiative man in his sexual prime. I heard she was married, but I’ll ignore that for now.

Pam Grier’s personal assistant
I guess this is not a far cry from cabana boy…mostly a different wardrobe, but I’m sure I’d come out alright. Is there much to say about this job…no. The employer is the thing though. Like Seinfeld said, “I’m here for you, so if you need me I can be there for you.” I’ll carry the bags when shopping. Keep male fanatics behind the line and make nightcaps. Whatever it takes to get the job done. Wash the car in ripped jeans and a beater, why sure.

While there are more famous older women I could work for after these two jobs I’d be ready to start my business….Arm Candy Inc. This is not an escort service…but we have to make the customer happy. So for those older (there is an age limit) women with money to spend who need intelligent, polite, worldly young men to escort them to various functions. We’ll be there for you. We can speak a few languages, know all customs and greetings and can engage people on any subject. We can recommend good places…I’ll just say this, we have it together more than any date you ever had…but you have to pay us. We also accept tips…and stuff. So for those wealthy older women with no consort escort or the M.I.L.F. sophistocated ladies in training keep us in mind.

P.S.
We will reserve the right to provide service at our discretion…We don’t want any “Marcus darling” situations going on….