“Total absence of humor renders life impossible.”
Colette (1873 - 1954)

So it is my favorite day of the week…the last one, as far as work is concerned. I had some topic ideas, but instead I will just shar some random things. If you don’t like it, tough it’s friday and I’m getting off early.

My former co-worker Wendell on hearing I was sleeping with someone we knew for the entirety of the last week:
“Every night? You Powerballed her!!!”

My ace on confirmation of the start date of Football season:
“Damn, what I am supposed to do until then?”

Me starting a casenote about depressed and negative thinking client:
“Client came to see me because his world is coming to an end.”

Clyde Smith also known as Knuckles from a Ghostface skit:
“If you want something ask me for it, if I like you like that I’ma hold you down.”

I got pulled over the other day this cop threw me off my game…not because she was a cutie. It’s because she was nice. Plenty of female cops suck. Mostly because someone cute with a bad attitude just sucks. So she asks how I’m doing and I say, that depends. She won’t let that pass. She reply’s, “No, how are you doing.” I just break down into talking to cutie mode. “I’m alright…guffaw.”

Overheard from Southpark:
Cartman: Let us stay and Butters’ll give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar.
Butters: Yeah, I’m good at all types of jobs!

I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more:
Murder defendant tries to strangle lawyer in court.

In other news they claim to have proved that AIDS came from Chimps

Other than that…find something to do cause I’m going to harrass my co-workers.