“We go through episodes to like attack of the clones.”
Talib Kweli

The more I bother to check out the news the more it seems like things are going to a place that we really aren’t ready for. Perhaps Dubya is gearing up for his going out party and he wants to end it with a bang. We already know about troops in Iraq and several of you probably know how some of them started kirking out on some, “Let’s do the village! Let’s do the whole fucking village!”. I expect that though when you don’t know who might shoot and trashcans and dead dogs blow up, you might get antsy. Then it seems like were trying to buck on Iran. Meanwhile North Korea is ready to get medieval on Christians and still hasn’t stopped their nuclear game. Now the border states are sending National Guard Members to the border to stop those “evil Mexicans” from crossing over. So let me just get all of this straight. Still in a war where are soliders are tripping, still beefing over nukes with two countries, and now we’re sending guys to watch our borders. It doesn’t sound like a good position to be in. We better start watching our 2-meter wide thermal exhaust port, if you know what I mean. I have a sneaking suspicion that we’re going to piss of Canadians and they’ll be swimming into Detroit with hockey sticks and guns or something. There is something about having to load up all your guns when part of your crew is away beefing that makes me think we’d better really watch our backs. If I didn’t like us I’d be starting some trouble about now.