RayBless You
I’d like to take a moment to give thanks. Not for my life or any of that good stuff but, for the Ravens 3-0 start. Some may say they barely escaped Cleveland, however, I will note that; 1) divisional games are only dominated by one team in sucky divisions. 2) in the process of winning they escaped the trap game. 3) In the pre-McNair era if they were down going into the fourth quarter and had to rely on the offense to win I would have hung it up. So in honor of the good start to the season and league leading defense I give you the Fans Prayer from the Book of Amadeo, Ravens 10; 3-0.
Steve McNair in the pocket,
hallowed be your arm,
When Ogden protect,
Heaps will be done,
with Ray in the opponents backfield.
Give us today our daily turnover.
Forgive us our interceptions
as we score on those we intercept.
Save us from division rivals
and deliver us to the playoffs .
For Suggs, McCalister and Reed are ours
For the duration of their contracts.
Touchdown.
May Ray Bless all of your Quarterbacks.