“I tell people, let’s don’t fear the future, let’s shape it.” –George W. Bush June 7, 2006

Dubya is like if you put Dark Helmet on the DeathStar. His theme music would be the Imperial March, but played with Kazoos. I don’t think anyone has ever been such a bad public speaker and come across as an idiot while anally raping the citizenry. The more I look around the more things I notice going down. I swear the Star Wars series is going to become my guide to life I just need to find me an Obi-Wan, I think I have a Han Solo. So first Bush signs the Military Commissions Act which basically can make habeas corpus null and void. I’ve had a few e-debates about this. My concern is if someone is connected to a terrorist organization or going to commit an act of terrorism you should still be able to prove it. This means that if you use the “Secret Word” all hell can break lose.

Then peep the Palpatine status move at the same time he signed the John Warner Defense Authorization Act of 2007. This makes it easier to put Martial Law into effect anywhere in the United States. I will say this his new laws do go well together. One gives more room to do things to those who are determined to be enemies of the state and the other makes it easier to take control of the state itself. Where the hell is Mon Mothma when you need her? Of course while this is all going on. The people who support it would rather focus our attention on the Judicial Tyranny in New Jersey. Oh no! They wanna let the gays get married! Meanwhile I’m equating tyranny more to the above laws signed. If Adam and Steve get married it won’t get me KGBed cause I wasn’t in line. In discussions with people I’ve heard things like “I don’t mind if it protects me.” Being that while the Constitution and all that was signed my peoples were still eating all the parts of the pig that Massa didn’t want, I’m no so much a fan of “The Founding Fathers” (They paid our way through college, but molested us as a child.) However, you can depend on them for some good quotes and Benjamin Franklin said this: “Those who would trade their freedom for their security deserve neither.” I tend to agree. My man Dallas laid out the whole geography of the Administrative landscape. No matter what Lucas says this picture is becoming clearer everyday. So I will send this warning out there to N. Korea, Iran and anyone else who is bucking right now…The Seperatists got done in at the end of the movie.

The most amazing part of all of this (to me) is that people still think Bush is a conservative. Considering conservatives like to keep Government spending to a minimum and are historically not in favor of big government or government determining aspects of our private life and Dubya does all of this before lunch. Hey, don’t worry about any of this though…let’s just keep these gays from getting married. I mean it’ll ruin the institution. People will fall into chaos all over the country. Gays getting married! 40 years of darkness! Rivers of Blood! Cats and Dogs living together! There is no concern though cause G. Double can just declare martial law and have all those people guided to safe secure places. You won’t even have to worry about calling your lawyer! Best of all we know how white folks are always worried about looting…under martial law you can just shoot the looters and go on about your business. Move along, Move along.