“Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.”
Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)

I am considering a career change. I want to be a thief. I considered a hit man, but if I ever reform I figure there’s less money it’s harder for the type of ladies a guy would settle down with to accept that past. My plan is to steal from the rich and give to me. I mean the more I examine world events I figure this would help me to earn money while being straight up. Other wise I could shoot for a position in government. I mean Bush got caught out there suppressing info about global warming. I’m sure this had nothing to do with his oil buddies and their business. Then Germany is taking C.I.A. cats to task for kidnapping a Lebanese dude. People here and in Canada are looking to hit the young girls up with the HPV. I’m saying young girls may be at risk for things but do we really need to start injecting them already? Especially since now they’re finally calling shenanigans on all those drug commercials. I just think there are more straight up ways of getting money. I’m sure that oil execs have plenty of valuable things, The Prez, I’m sure, has nice stuff. Why not just steal from them. I don’t have to start a war or kidnap folks or convince people to pop pills or inject little girls. I can come up with a cool alias and travel around the world breaking into places with style and relieve them of things worth money. I can make contacts with others in the criminal underworld and we can play high stakes poker every few months. I’ll have stories about “jobs” like the “Bush Job”…or I can say the “Pennsylvania Ave Job”. I mean these folks are using alot of energy that could even be better directed by just pick-pocketing people. The news really sucks for me if you can’t tell. Not that I had alot of faith in people in positions of power, however, I prefer my leaders to at least be slick enough to not get caught…even if they get away with it. I will steal with style…so if anyone wants to fund an operation or train me up let me know. Hell I can use Amadeo as my alias. They’ll think I’m Italian. A presto.