Better than Fiction
“Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.”
John Russell
To quote Chris Rock, “I told you that bitch crazy!” Go ahead and read the story, it’s entertained me alot recently. I will say this though I know cats that got caught with a gun and got some ridiculous bail set so they couldn’t pay it or they were considered flight risks. How the hell does someone have a wig, a trenchcoat, 3 feet of rubber tubing, a knife, a steel mallet and trash bags and still get off on $10,000 bail?!?!?!?! If I had that they might have hung me or shot me on sight. Not to mention when you make up your mind to wear a diaper so you can drive 12 hours non-stop, that’s some premeditated shit. I keep asking myself about the rubber tubing though, was she going to go Marv from Sin City on shorty?