Better than Fiction
“Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.”
John Russell
To quote Chris Rock, “I told you that bitch crazy!” Go ahead and read the story, it’s entertained me alot recently. I will say this though I know cats that got caught with a gun and got some ridiculous bail set so they couldn’t pay it or they were considered flight risks. How the hell does someone have a wig, a trenchcoat, 3 feet of rubber tubing, a knife, a steel mallet and trash bags and still get off on $10,000 bail?!?!?!?! If I had that they might have hung me or shot me on sight. Not to mention when you make up your mind to wear a diaper so you can drive 12 hours non-stop, that’s some premeditated shit. I keep asking myself about the rubber tubing though, was she going to go Marv from Sin City on shorty?
if you ever get arrested, try to be an educated white woman with two kids. Even black will do. But women are routinely expected to pack less of a punch.
Comment by GC — February 8, 2007 @ 6:17 pm
Houston, we have a problem.
Comment by Nikki — February 8, 2007 @ 6:29 pm
if this was a dude, i think he would be under the jail. sad but it’s true. that heifer is crazy!
Comment by aquababie — February 8, 2007 @ 8:36 pm
And of all people to be a flight risk, it would be an astronaut.
Whatever, though. This story is still not as good as the Anna Nicole Smith story. Now there’s a telenovela.
Comment by Reese — February 10, 2007 @ 4:43 pm
that lady is crazy
Comment by jdid — February 12, 2007 @ 12:02 am
Hold up, it was the reentry diapers that did me in!!!
Who said astronauts had a monopoly on intelligence?
Comment by Gina — February 13, 2007 @ 7:58 pm