“To have little is to possess.
To have plenty is to be perplexed.”
Lao-tzu (604 BC - 531 BC), The Way of Lao-tzu

So I have now moved. I was joking with my Ace about how it always takes less time to move either of our stuff than any one else that we help. Both of us are from the school of “does that really have to come?”. I’ve moved twice in three weeks and left things behind both times. Amongst the things I moved I’m finding things that I think I could have left. Sentimental value…Hell you say!?!? I will leave some stuff behind in an instant. Additionally I am now Ikea’s bitch.

I bought 4 things from them over the last two weeks and I plan to go buy like 3 more things. I scare alot of white people in Ikea as well, I guess cause I know what I want and I’m moving faster than all of them, but the browsing folks seem very slow. Thanks to those folks I know I have a lot of CD’s. I bought a holder that’s taller than me and when I was more than half way finished realized I had two more boxes left. I heard the most hilarious thing ever today…I called to get my Directv transferred and the recording that directed me said I was an A-list customer. I just wrote it off until I had completed my transaction with the customer service cat and he says “It’s always good to do business with one of our A-list customers. I don’t know what I did, but I that shyt needs to show up on a brothers credit report somewhere. So I’m wondering what the hell I would do if I had a house full of things to move. I only know of one dude that will faithfully help me move and I know I’m on his list as well. I’m not sure if that’s just what happens when you’re the ones other people call to help them move…or if I’m a sucker cause I keep showing up to help other people.