“Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.”
Robert Byrne

“How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is
To have a thankless child!”
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), “King Lear”, Act 1 scene 4

“Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.”
Robert Orben

I had to take some time from breaking down the various races to chime in on something in the media.

Calling your daughter a rude little pig is probably bad…I think. However, I’m having trouble with the uproar around dudes phone message. He didn’t say he was going to beat his daughter with a hammer or smack her with a puppy. So to quote Eric Cartman, “What’s the big fucking deal bitch?” I (and everyone I grew up with) has been spoken to in that tone and some of those phrases have been thrown in there as well. For some reason everyone thinks saying, “I’m coming to straighten your ass out” is a big deal. I can’t even recall how many times I’ve heard that exact phrase in that exact tone in my childhood. I plan to use it myself. On a side note the worst usage involves coming to your school…nothing worse then getting straightened out in front of other kids.

Let’s get something straight, what dude did is a fathers job. It’s the main part. A father is there to let you know that at any given time he will:
a) Monkey Stomp you
b) Destroy you then make some more kids that look just like you
c) Stomp a mudhole in your ass
d) Pop you if you don’t thank your mother

Now considering that the family is not together and dude apparrently has specific times to even call his daughter not to mention see her, I could imagine being hella pissed if she just was never there to take your call. I’d also be pissed at her mother who get’s to be around her as much as she wants for not looking out. Peep it out peoples: A daughter is the only woman (mothers rarely live long enough) that a man can lavish all of his love and attention upon without worrying about being taken for granted, used, and thrown away. Fathers raise their sons and love their daughters. It’s gotta hurt like hell when that person is leaving you out to dry. The father up in him just kicked into gear. Amazingly he never even threatened to kick anybody’s ass. If I felt disrespected in that way I might have to at least threaten an ass whooping. Hell where I’m from you at least get told that your ass would get whooped for doing stuff. See the point isn’t what you’re doing…it’s that you’re not doing what you were told to do. As a matter of fact I applaud dude for his initiative. Money was gonna hop on a coast to coast flight, set shorty straight and then go back home again. Hardbody fatherhood. I will come across the country for your ass! Plus when you think about who’s children she is and then watch a couple of episodes of My Super Sweet Sixteen. She needs that type of stuff. Otherwise she’ll be bitching cause he didn’t buy her a dress that costs more than my annual salary one day. Everything he said (with the exception of “rude little pig” at the end…which doesn’t sound that bad as I type it…he didn’t call her an asshole) was all good with me. I actually don’t think he should regret his words. Perhaps that they’re on display for all, but I hear much worse things said without any anger everyday…don’t even ask what I hear when people are angry…and I’m talking kids younger than 5. This is some American “New Parent” crap. Most of these people complaining are probably the same ones I see in supermarkets whose kids are cussing them out. You gotta let ‘em know young. Even Bill Cosby said it, “I brought you into this world and I will take you out.” These are the same people that when your kid kills someone or something say it’s because they weren’t disciplined at home. He was setting his daughter straight. There needs to be more of that in this world. Now, a message to my future kids:

“Hey this is your pops…don’t come here starting no shit cause I will set your asses straight! Aiight! I will beat you until you can’t grow anymore!!! I don’t have any problem bringing it to someone shorter than 4 ft. tall either!!! Don’t start no shit!!! Tell your mother the food is good!!!