Fez Sez #1
What I’m about to do may be cruddy…but the hell with it. Let me give you some background:
Once as I was sitting in Starbucks talking to my man Levar I was introduced to a gentleman that I will not soon forget. I won’t put his name here, but we call him Fez. It should go without saying that he wears a Fez everyday. A Fez that he coordinates with his outfits. This wouldn’t mean as much…it’s just that fact that he attends and speaks at several spiritual retreats (we’ll be having a festival of his greatest hits soon) and asks just about every woman he comes across out on a date (Cheesecake Factory). Then to top it all off some of the things he says are pure entertainment. So for your entertainment I present the first in a series….Fez Sez. (Fez Sez are actual quotes from Fez and not exaggerated in any way).
Fez Sez:
“I’m ready to knock some ovaries out of place.”
At long last a Starbucks is opening near me. I am happy to re-live some Boston memories in Caguas PR, I wonder if there will be “fez” at the starbucks near me?
Comment by Eslocura — June 22, 2007 @ 10:05 am
Fez….that sage bringer of wisdom………..NOT! LOL
Comment by 1969 — June 22, 2007 @ 12:21 pm
I am a lady who has experienced Fez before( and has received both the invitation to the Cheesecake Factory and his spiritual retreat).Trust me when I say…you DO NOT want a Fez in your Starbucks. LOL. It’s almost unreal and completely hilarious.
Comment by tia — June 22, 2007 @ 1:11 pm
that thing about the ovaries–that’s horrible. I’m glad Fez doesn’t live anywhere near me.
Comment by GC — June 22, 2007 @ 4:18 pm
i’m laughing because an ex of mine actually told me this once! and no he wasn’t fez! LOL
Comment by aquababie — June 22, 2007 @ 6:36 pm
This dude is a Baltimore legend right along with the b-more runnung man. He rides the MTA just like us.
Comment by beautyinbaltimore — June 28, 2007 @ 6:26 pm