“Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.”
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

Those who abhor cursing and such should refrain from reading the following.

O.K. bitches, I thought we covered this last year…it would seem as though you didn’t listen to me. Dig it, I’m tired of going to outside concerts thinking I’m going to get all amped and dance and such, only to be confronted by these god damn folding chairs. Suck my balls and call me Harry. I’m going to burn down the factories that produce these things. Is there a rule that says once you have one you must show up to free concerts 4 hours before they start and place your chair so that others can’t get anywhere near the stage for the rest of the day. COME THE FUCK ON!!!! Look I know some of you are older right, but for real you had lot’s of great concerts in your day. Why do you feel the need to ruin the things of my (ever fading) youth. Fertile Ground plays dance music people…DANCE! When I come down to First Thursday next month I’m telling you to get your fat asses up and dance or move out of the way! Do you realize this is the first time I ever left a F.G. show with a dry shirt!?!?! Huh, do you!?!?! What the hell is your major malfunction? If this keeps up I’m going to hire a midget to run around cock-punching (great word) you ass-clowns!!! I don’t go out alot anymore, but when I do I want to live it up and living it up is not doing a two step 100 ft. from the bloody stage! Artscape is coming up and if you fuck-balls take up the space at the foot of the hill with your chairs I swear to the shoes that James Brown danced in I will set your chairs ablaze and dance on the ashes until the police (city and state), the F.B.I., C.I.A., the ghost of John Wayne and five Roman Gladiators drag me away. You guys have no idea how seriously pissed I am, seriously. I will walk through your midst swinging my mighty sword and watching the heads of lazy interlopers roll on the ground. You guys suck big red baboon ass. You know what the worst part is? When the show starts you end up standing up! So not only are you taking up space, but your fucking chair is taking up even more! I will reign righteous anger and furious vengenace down upon you all if I have to witness this again. You are on thin ice my friends and I shall be under it when it breaks.