Striving for Perfection

“In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it.”
Robert Heinlein (1907 - 1988)
I once wrote the following list as goals that I would like to accomplish in my lifetime.
1) to be knighted by English Royalty
2) to have some Japenese figure of power to have a sword made for me…and I mean a REAL sword - Japenese steel (I had this one before Kill Bill came out…BTW)
3) to let loose a 1969 Black Mustang Convertible on the Autobahn. A couple trips and then off to Amsterdam for a month I won’t remember.
4) to verbally rip a president in a public forum.
5) to kick the ass of someone like a Navy Seal ( someone trained well).
6) to surf a big wave - not a Tsunami but a large storm driven wave.
7) to be the Sade of Hip-Hop.
8) to die having done or doing something truly noble.
9) to be on Real Time with Bill Maher, P.T.I., the show of some jerk like Bill O’Reilly (and rip him).
10) to become wealthy and NOT buy stupid shit I don’t need or forget about as soon as I buy it.
11) to get an honorary degree from the college I left.
12) to revitalize a third world country.
13) to successfully create cold fusion. (which could help #12)
14) to win an award people covet and not accept it (not the nobel though).
So I went over these and then I thought about things that I have done that were worthwhile and this is what I came up with.
1) I have increased my income on every job I ever had, without any special education or training and still remain one of the youngest most relied upon people.
2) I have helped hundreds of young people get a job, a GED or get into college. One of whom is pulling $45 an hour and I may ask him to hook me up with a job.
3) I haven’t relied on a lot of people to accomplish some of the best things I’ve done.
4) I have exactly zero baby mommas.
5) I have never cheated on a woman.
6) I have demonstratd more self control than I will ever admit on this blog.
7) I have been outside of and on both ends of this country.
8) I’ve told people with authority over me (job wise) that I wasn’t going to do what they say, meant it and followed through.
9) I’ve come through for friends when it counted.
10) I see more in front of me than what’s behind me.
11) I’ve perfomed on stages with people I admire.
12) My ace has joked about me to someone that didn’t know we were friends and this third party (who I don’t know) stuck up for me to the point my ace had to explain we’ve known each other almost two decades. Additionally, several people have said I have a good reputation.
I’m still working on the first list though.
I is proud to know youse…
Comment by mala — August 16, 2007 @ 4:18 pm
Excellent post. Excellent.
Comment by 1969 — August 16, 2007 @ 4:21 pm
Eff the first list!
The stuff you’ve done is waaaaaay more sexy…execpt for maybe the ‘69 Mustang.:)
Comment by So...Wise — August 16, 2007 @ 5:54 pm
the first list was great, the 2nd list greater.
Comment by Eslocura — August 16, 2007 @ 6:09 pm
the second list is pretty nice. now lets get working on list 1
Comment by jdid — August 16, 2007 @ 7:04 pm
i agree. i absolutely love your second list.
Comment by aquababie — August 16, 2007 @ 9:21 pm
Okay. I’m speaking as someone with a negative number bra size - someone who has “mini-me” breasts - an “itty-bitty”: regarding the first photo, “*^%&*&*%&. and *&%*&*((*^!!!!
Okay, now I’m cool.
I love your second list. Please add a bit to it: You have the admiration of many on the ‘net.
Comment by jali — August 17, 2007 @ 3:13 pm
Awesome second list…way better than the first.
bloopty!
Comment by Blah Blah Blah — August 17, 2007 @ 5:08 pm
I really like #6
Comment by GC — August 17, 2007 @ 7:51 pm
Regarding your first point, knighthood is not bestowed by “English Royalty”, only by the King or Queen.
Comment by S — August 19, 2007 @ 12:37 am