“My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.”
Errol Flynn (1909 - 1959)

“I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.”
E.E. cummings (1894 - 1962)

Check it people (by people I mean those of you who could potentially hire and pay me well). I need cash. Not in a they’re-going-to-break-my-legs kinda way, but still. I need to get somethings moving around here. A brother has a car and insurance to pay for and I need some disposable income so’s I can bet on some football games…(or not if you’re involved with law enforcement). I also need some new wardrobe items and of course new shades. How the hell will I maintain this glamorous lifestyle (*cough*) if someone doesn’t chip in? Pony up bitches good people. Here’s an idea…Oprah, pay me money and I’ll just do this all the time, in addition to my regular type posts I’ll extoll the virtue of you. You can even get a Monthly photo on a post. I understand you’re popular so, I’m willing to let you get a picture in my header image as well. Or even better, Dubya! I never said anything bad about you on this blog…so if you could just cut me a check every month (and pardon me should I have any legal entanglements) I’ll remind the American people just how good a job you’re doing. C’mon peoples daddy needs some new…stuff. Plus I like to roll around with some high show cards if you know what I mean. Plus I gotta woman to look after! The movies ain’t cheap these days! You know we need to hit up Tapas Teatro as well! Get with the damned program and pay me! I can do this all day, if you double my current salary I’ll post two and three times a day! C’mon folks, I need a house with like 5 bedrooms…and a jacuzzi…and a 50″ flat screen…and a dope ass sleigh bed…and an hidden refrigerator that looks like a big cabinet…and a bar…and a zen garden, bamboo and koi pond (with a waterfall) in the back…yeah. So pay me…please. I like attention so I’ll write all the time, you want political? I can do political. You want style and the scene? I’m cool as hell and connected. You want advice? I got it. Yeah just email me and I’ll tell you where to send the checks and put whatever name you need on the page…umkay?