Help me celebrate!!!!
“What’s the greatest nation? Donation.”
A Wise Man
So on the 29th I’ll be 29, how poetic. But I’m trying to party and I have no funds. Give to a good charity, seeing me enjoy the last year of my twenties. Think of it this way I’m a poor bum who’s birthday is in between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Plus my grandmothers birthday is 2 days before mine. After the turkey is done they’ll come see her and I’ll get left high and dry…trust me. So remember…that PayPal button on the right ain’t just for show. Beer doesn’t cost much and the more you give the higher quality my hooch gets. Or I can use it to buy myself a cake and then I’ll cry in my beer. If you leave an address I’ll even send you handwritten thank you note with my caligraphers pen. It won’t be worth anything unless your sentimental though. Unless I strike it rich and become famous…then you can take it to Ebay!!!!