Help me celebrate!!!!
“What’s the greatest nation? Donation.”
A Wise Man
So on the 29th I’ll be 29, how poetic. But I’m trying to party and I have no funds. Give to a good charity, seeing me enjoy the last year of my twenties. Think of it this way I’m a poor bum who’s birthday is in between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Plus my grandmothers birthday is 2 days before mine. After the turkey is done they’ll come see her and I’ll get left high and dry…trust me. So remember…that PayPal button on the right ain’t just for show. Beer doesn’t cost much and the more you give the higher quality my hooch gets. Or I can use it to buy myself a cake and then I’ll cry in my beer. If you leave an address I’ll even send you handwritten thank you note with my caligraphers pen. It won’t be worth anything unless your sentimental though. Unless I strike it rich and become famous…then you can take it to Ebay!!!!
Cool that you’ve got your folks working for you already. It’s just 8 more days. Um… ah… something’s wrong with the pay pal, oh well…guess I can’t send anything today. Oh - the turkey hit me in the head, dude!
Comment by jali — November 21, 2007 @ 2:38 pm
LOL, you are one crazy dude. You know I’m going to hook you up for your birthday.
Comment by Vixen — November 21, 2007 @ 3:17 pm
I would like to contribute to your birthday fund. Where can I send the Ramen and the can of beets?
Comment by Catherinette Singleton — November 21, 2007 @ 6:51 pm
I donated to your fund(I’m a student) and left you a short note. I need to get a paypal button too, hook a sister up.
Comment by beautyinbaltimore — November 21, 2007 @ 11:47 pm
I tried to donate, but something about paypal not accepting my Puerto Rico address as part of the USA screwed it up. damn. I can mail you something from the farm for the party, say a chicken, some bananas, avocados, maybe a bottle of rum? Have a great day.
Comment by eslocura — November 22, 2007 @ 1:53 am
*sends Amadeo an EBT card*
Comment by Nikki — November 27, 2007 @ 2:45 pm