I just wanted everyone to know that for the month of December all proceeds dontated through my paypal button will go to the Human Fund.
The Human Fund…money for people.

Airing of Grievances: I gotta lotta problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it!!!

State Board of Education:
You went and reappointed Nancy Grasmick. Sumbitch. Now I don’t care if O’Malley wanted to get her out and you rushed to vote to put her in. I don’t care that the damned Board of Education building is named after her…but how the hell do you pull that off. If I came in tomorrow and the place where I worked was named after me, that would be more weird than an ego boost. Don’t they usually wait until you retire, or even die before they do stuff like that? My main issue is, this broad has been in that spot since before I graduated from high school and now more than then (or ever) Public Schools are….wait for it….fucked the fuck up. What the hell has she done to even get relected? Schools have been taken over. Mad city schools are closed. Hell my old high school is now two schools with a combined enrollment of about 300 more kids than my freshmen class. Think about that, there’s a chance that if the entire school traveled through time they could possibly get beat up by just my freshmen class. Schools have had lead and crap in their water. Oprah came out dissed them before building a school overseas, when Oprah takes time out to travel and diss you…DAMN.

The MD Lottery
Your Scratch offs can kiss my ass!!! That is all.

My Job
You know alot of Non-profits give out Chrismas bonuses. Who cares if I don’t celebrate Christmas. I can cash a check just as good as anybody else. Besides what would Jesus do? He’d write the check, that’s what.

WIA (Workforce Investment Act)
I have a present for you guys as well…a big floppy donkey dick. Enjoy it.

Massholes (New Englanders - Patriots and Redsox fans)
Shut the hell up. I watch sports I know what the hell is going on. You guys were o.k. when you were losing, I liked your curse better than that whole goat thing Chicago had. For real though, give it a rest. You guys are getting on my nerves. That’s o.k. though…it can’t last forever. Enjoy the ride.

Mickey from 98 Rock
Sometimes you’re a moron dude. I won’t go further than that cause sometimes you’re funny.

Since this is not a personal holiday feel free to list those you have issues with.