On The TeeVee (Mr. Wrong rocks)
“To perceive is to suffer.”
Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
Yeah he did it. The boogey man shed tears for someone else. Actually he knows Romo has a media-sodomy-special coming and he’s having sympathy pains and flashbacks. Actually Romo has a double helping coming…second year they got booted out the playoffs…ohh, stigma!!!! Anyway, while everyone in the country is laughing at T.O. crying. I’m laughing at the rest of the country crying about Awards shows. I don’t give a good god damn if we won’t get to see Brangelina The Orphan Eater in a gown by…some guy. I don’t care if there is no red carpet. Why must I be subjected to that story over and over and over again? Is Dengeneratees gonna bring her dogs and cry too? By the way, the Hillary crying thing, I’m not buying it until I see snot bubbles and she does those hyperventilating breaths like kids do. “I-want-so-much-for-our-fuuuuutuuuuure”. Bullshit. See the thing about Hillary (that they should stop trying to trick us about) is she’s NOT like Bill. Bill seemed like he would walk up to your house with a six pack of beer (minus 2) and ask if he could catch SportsCenter while you complained about government. Hillary seems like she was born in a pants suit. I bet even her jeans are the brand new stiff kind that turn the top of white socks blue. I’m gonna feed Britney Spears some speed and send her after some of you guys. You don’t want that drama. When I think about it out of all the people I would want next to me in a bar…I’d have to take T.O. over the rest. He’d probably have better stories and would pay for drinks without wanting anything in return. No show topics, no photo ops. I won’t say leave T.O. alone or anything. Hell, he’s crying cause he know they won’t leave Romo alone. Which of course they won’t…not until he wins a playoff game…he has to still be with Jessica Simpson though or the joke with just transform. Ahh, media.
Brangelina The Orphan Eater? Holy sh@# dude, that was funny! I took it on the chin all week long with the Cowboy fans and I live in Redskin country. And I’m usually a humble winner. No trash talking, just go about business as usual.
T.O. crying was pretty funny though man. I can’t lie and this is coming from a dude who will cry in a sad movie in a minute. I didn’t mind the tears, just that he was crying about Romo. As for the awards shows, mannn, I haven’t looked at one in over.. heck, I can’t even remember. I just know that writers strike is costing Tinseltown a serious grip! With no end in sight…
Comment by Luke Cage — January 14, 2008 @ 4:50 pm
yea i want to see hilary with snot bubbles too lol.
feel you on the award shows best thing about the strike in my opinion.
I feel for Romo too. I aint going cry for him though but damn the media is going to murder him. Hope Mexico with Jessica was special
Comment by jdid — January 14, 2008 @ 7:32 pm
t.o. had that crying face too! LOL i’m sorry that was funny.
Comment by aquababie — January 15, 2008 @ 12:37 am
T.O. is an attention whore.
Comment by Nikki — January 15, 2008 @ 4:20 pm
I saw this at work and we all died laughing. Someone needs to put him on some happy pills… but then they’d say he was on steroids or something.
Comment by kofi — January 16, 2008 @ 3:23 am
I agree with Nikki.
Comment by Miz JJ — January 16, 2008 @ 11:56 pm
Man…this is all kindsa late, but that post was FUNNY AS HAIL! My girl, Breez, put me up on your stuff, so I’m reading back and catching up. Good shit, m’man….
Comment by Mark Dub — March 3, 2008 @ 4:50 pm