I know I’ve been all political on ya’ll over the last few posts, but there is at least one more post I have to make. If it bothers you guys at all…as my great-grandmother would have said:
Tough titty, but you still gotta suck it!

Anyway being that the internet is a place full of information and also the place where one can find the most cowardice and crud possible. Any comment section derived from a politcal story devolves quicker then a family of inbreeders. These are some things I have seen on the internet and feel I must combat.

1) Barack Hussein Obama - Everytime anything comes up involving this man, some asshole has to use his full name with emphasis on Hussein as if it’s an argument ender. Nobody mentions that it means “good; small handsome one”. Naturally since it’s Saddam’s last name it must mean that Obama is going to destroy us all. Run, run, flee this man’s middle name!!!! I contend that we will accept this on the condition that all men named George be hauled to prison. You see King George III actually sent troops to American soil to wage war with us. He even messed with our tea! Today’s equivalent would be coffee or beer. So shackle the President and all men named George. They want to mess with our coffee and beer!!!! Take Washington of the dollar bill as well…how dare he share a name with an english King!!!

2) That’s…not really a fact - People are constantly spouting non-facts about experience and religion in refernce to this presidential race. So I have to add in some non-facts of my own. Feel free to spread them around. Hillary and McCain are really Skrulls!!! They have come to gain power from within as the start of a full scale invasion. Only I can stop this menance!!! Send me all of the money that you can and I will put my plan into action! I can’t be your president, but I can be your savior!

3) The First Black President - Just stop saying that shit. Black people and white people. I will show you some real equality if I keep hearing this. If Bill Clinton was the first black president I declare anyone can claim any race or ethnicity they so choose. I declare myself; part white (with Mayflower lineage)- gimmie my money, part Native - gimme my Casino money, part Japenese - gimmie my internment camp money…oh and Australia does give the Aborigines some money (since they finally admitted they did some bullshit to them) I’m also part Aborginine…I’m one of the “Stolen Generation”… they even exported me!

4) You stoopid - I hear people making all these claims. Hillary is for the working man! Hillary will end the war! Barack isn’t ready! McCain is tested! Shut up! Hillary voted for NAFTA how does that work for the working man? McCain was a president already, really? Let’s just put all this to rest here is a list of some experienced and inexperienced presidents:

Experienced:
James Buchanan
Woodrow Wilson
Herbert Hoover

Inexperienced:
John Kennedy
Abraham Lincoln
Franklin Roosevelt

I think that says it pretty well right there, but if someone wants to bring up the Bay of Pigs in reference to Kennedy…he also overrided older Military men’s suggestions when it came to the Cuban Missle Crisis. So now what? Stop toting the little you heard as the gospel truth (which is kind of an oxymoron itself).

Go read a book, or use the internet for more then just to spew your stupdity.