“Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.”
Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)

I’m proud to write this under a new category. I can’t help but watch the news and the more I do, the more pissed off I am. So this is where I chronicle facts as I see them and everybody just has to deal with it. Punks.

1. The immigration issue is only about old white men fearful that they are losing the country they stole. Why is there only mention of Mexicans? I never hear anything about all the people from Europe that come into the country on Visas and let them expire. I see illegals from Mexico, but the immigrants I’ve known were from the islands or Africa and having to deal with citizenship issues or my Israeli friend who’s here illegal. No one complains about him. That said the title to Geraldo’s book on illegals is fricking hilarious….HISPANIC.

2. Obama has more experience as an elected official…he does. Look it up and deal with it. Until someone answers the question of Billary’s 35 years no one can harp on him being inexperienced.

3. Bush is a moron and everytime we listen to him speak we become a little dumber. If this was the Old Testament, not only would he be punished, but so would everyone who voted for him.

4. People outside of the Israel are not allowed to be mad when Palestinians do things to them. If you stick someone in my house against my wishes I may have some problems with it. Why the hell didn’t Germany have to give up some land for them anyway? Makes me think of coming home and dudes are sitting on my steps, then everyone but me is pissed when I say they gotta bounce.

5. Conservatives don’t know what the hell to do right now. They don’t like McCain (who will be the republican nominee), they hate Hillary and that leaves them with a black man with a muslim name. The suicide rate may go up this fall.

6. The troops opinion doesn’t count. That’s right. I don’t want the recorded opinion of people who are subject to court martial for speaking their mind. Maybe we can find another way to put them in an akward position hmm?

7. The whole election process is basically stupid. Even with candidates I don’t like I see when bullshit methods of discrediting them come up. If we were actually logical and honest Bush would have never been President. Maybe one day we’ll be smarter.

8. When the housing market sucks, people are defaulting on mortgages and you give people money to help stimulate the economy…Yes we are approaching a recession…stop bullshitting.

9. Dunkin Donuts can not replace Starbucks. You have your thing, stick with it. Besides you can’t have the whole “is it french, is it italian” thing going on and then when I go to your store…it’s clearly middle eastern.

10. For the locals….people want to turn Pigtown into Hampden part two. For real.

11. Conservatives and Republicans can’t talk about withdrawing from Iraq as cowardice when Russia is bitching us on the regular and no one says anything. Even if their stuff is old. Just cause you smack me with a glove like a french nobleman doesn’t mean you’re not still bitching me.

12. When straight people actually get married and stay together then they can say gay marriage threatens the institution…even if it still sounds stupid.

13. If it’s a big deal that Barack didn’t have his hand on his heart during the Pledge (even though it’s not true) then why weren’t people offended by Bush? He’s had his hand on his stomach. If we’re giving him a pass cause we think he’s a moron…then we need to be beaten with a bag of nickels. The leader of the “free world” has to know where his heart is.

14. If kids are going to kill parents, then parents can legally beat kids. Put the fear of God into them!

15. Jobs must stop acting like people are working for them because it’s the love of their life. 95% of people only work to finance the things they want to do away from work. Most of you would call out sick if you could.