“You are never going to meet someone who likes Seinfeld and the Wu-Tang clan as much as you do.”
Chris Rock

I think it’s pretty much established that I am a geek. If you didn’t notice I’m also hella cool (yes, hella…I make it cool, words don’t control me). Anyway I thought I’d give you all a glimpse into the duality of me. Bask in it…BAAAAAAAAASSSSSSK!

I do like Seinfeld and Wu-Tang.

I wear motorcycle boots and blazers.

I love kids but I will use duct tape on them.

My ipod has a Dead Prez album right before a Bjork album.

I tell people to work things out with words, but I can think of several things that would make me punch someone without a second chance.

I don’t trust most people with guns…but I believe in owning one.

I hate drug dealers (except for weed), but admire intelligent criminals (with morals).

I teach Job Readiness and use my sick days when I don’t feel like working.

I will post on internet forums to be an asshole and still phrase my comments with respect and intelligence.

When I was young I hated being around kids…now that I’m grown I prefer them to adults.

I have gone from people thinking I was an Oreo to thinking I am a Rasta.

I control my emotions well but, I would love to cut loose in a rage and destroy things.

When people clutch their purse as they pass me it makes me want to take it and throw it.

I like to gamble but in a casino I’d only place sports bets.

I care alot about peoples well being and try to help, but I rarely tell people when I’m having problems.

I’m more likely to check out a woman in a business suit then one in revealing clothing.

I’m going to register as republican…even though I’d be identified as a democrat.

I’ve done over one hundred resumes in the past year…and I still haven’t updated my own.

I give great advice and help people plan but, I live by the seat of my pants.

I grew up wanting to join the military, but if there was a draft I’d become Mexican or Canadian.

I’m an excellent public speaker, but I spend most of my time in silence…or talking to myself.

In casual, group settings people tend to forget me…Bums and drunks always remember me.

I actually am a little bit Rock and Roll and a little bit Country.

I normally have a calligraphers pen and a balisong…google that one.