Duality (or I’m a Little bit Rock and Roll and a little bit Country)
“You are never going to meet someone who likes Seinfeld and the Wu-Tang clan as much as you do.”
Chris Rock
I think it’s pretty much established that I am a geek. If you didn’t notice I’m also hella cool (yes, hella…I make it cool, words don’t control me). Anyway I thought I’d give you all a glimpse into the duality of me. Bask in it…BAAAAAAAAASSSSSSK!
I do like Seinfeld and Wu-Tang.
I wear motorcycle boots and blazers.
I love kids but I will use duct tape on them.
My ipod has a Dead Prez album right before a Bjork album.
I tell people to work things out with words, but I can think of several things that would make me punch someone without a second chance.
I don’t trust most people with guns…but I believe in owning one.
I hate drug dealers (except for weed), but admire intelligent criminals (with morals).
I teach Job Readiness and use my sick days when I don’t feel like working.
I will post on internet forums to be an asshole and still phrase my comments with respect and intelligence.
When I was young I hated being around kids…now that I’m grown I prefer them to adults.
I have gone from people thinking I was an Oreo to thinking I am a Rasta.
I control my emotions well but, I would love to cut loose in a rage and destroy things.
When people clutch their purse as they pass me it makes me want to take it and throw it.
I like to gamble but in a casino I’d only place sports bets.
I care alot about peoples well being and try to help, but I rarely tell people when I’m having problems.
I’m more likely to check out a woman in a business suit then one in revealing clothing.
I’m going to register as republican…even though I’d be identified as a democrat.
I’ve done over one hundred resumes in the past year…and I still haven’t updated my own.
I give great advice and help people plan but, I live by the seat of my pants.
I grew up wanting to join the military, but if there was a draft I’d become Mexican or Canadian.
I’m an excellent public speaker, but I spend most of my time in silence…or talking to myself.
In casual, group settings people tend to forget me…Bums and drunks always remember me.
I actually am a little bit Rock and Roll and a little bit Country.
I normally have a calligraphers pen and a balisong…google that one.
i hear that. hmmm sort of goes with this whole conversation i’ve been having with myself this morning about perceptions.
Comment by jdid — April 2, 2008 @ 2:43 pm
Dude, I think everyones like that. Well, if theyre not, they should be! Humans are so diverse and there are so many different things to experience…youd be crazy to stick to just one side!
Heres one of my rock/country moments: Ill walk around naked at a sex party, but if anyone touched me without my permission, Ill flick off! Ha, figure that one out!
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Comment by lola gets — April 2, 2008 @ 7:06 pm
Are you trying to make us all fall in love with you?
Comment by jali — April 2, 2008 @ 8:07 pm
lmao @ intelligent criminals with morals
Comment by ms. diddy — April 2, 2008 @ 8:14 pm
Duality is sexy. It keeps em guessing.
Comment by Ginormous Boobs — April 2, 2008 @ 10:27 pm
You know you have a duct tape obsession right?
Comment by 1969 — April 3, 2008 @ 1:35 am
Works for me.
Comment by kofi — April 3, 2008 @ 10:20 am
You are on the top of my “men I want to spend 24 hrs with” list. and if I remember correctly you cook … damn.
Comment by eslocura — April 3, 2008 @ 11:00 am
I can relate, as I am a symphony of contradictions myself. You wouldn’t happen to be a libra, would you? lol
Comment by dragonflypurity — April 3, 2008 @ 7:45 pm
That right there? Made me sit funny. But I’m horny anyway. Still counts tho’.
Comment by NinaMM — April 4, 2008 @ 1:02 am
I like this list.
Comment by Miz JJ — April 4, 2008 @ 12:36 pm
How do you feel about women in revealing business suits?
Comment by Catherinette Singleton — April 4, 2008 @ 6:52 pm
Complex characters be us all. Most intelligent criminals are misunderstood.
Comment by Empath — April 4, 2008 @ 7:31 pm
“When people clutch their purse as they pass me it makes me want to take it and throw it.” Man…that one right there….it’s so money, and it doesn’t even know it.
Comment by Mark Dub — April 7, 2008 @ 4:40 pm