“The game of chess, is like a swordfight. You must think first, before you move.”
Wang Lung Wei

ANY MOTHAFUCKIN’ CONTENDER!!!!!

Ahem…

After a search I finally found a chess set I could roll with. I was looking online and for real for the prices some of the ones I found were some bullshit. This joint ran me 40 slugs.

So if anybody wants to see me bring it on. I haven’t played in a while…but I won’t make excuses. En Passant bitches! What ya’ll know about that! I’ve thrown a few peoples games off with that move. Anyway I have rants and since I have a blog you will read every damn word I say!!!!

1) To the dude from comcast who setting up my girls internet…whoops who tried to. You ain’t slick ass clown. It don’t take that long, oh and guess what? He didn’t even get it finished! Now he has to come back tomorrow (on his day off) to finish the job. Look here dick weed: I will throat chop your punk ass without a second thought. How come you didn’t have any software with you, hmmm? Routers come with software dingleberry. By the way…if you can’t get it set up at her house what the hell good does taking the router to your house to “check it” do? Answer me that. Seems like even if it works at your house it still doesn’t help with trouble shooting it at her place. You ain’t slick and she knows I has the hot lovin. So get it straight and go tell to your geek friends you were within 5 ft. of a good looking women, cause that shit won’t work when I’m there and I’m grilling you.

2) MD State Lottery…what the hell man…I don’t remember the last time a city resident won big with you guys. I recommend that you pick my name when you do that drawing for the set for life chumpee. I know the cash payout will be less then a million, but I don’t care. I can do a lot with what remains. Get at me before I start saying how you are discriminating against black inner city residents. I’ll do it. I work in Human Services and I’m annoyed a lot.

3) Baltimore City Schools…I’ve seen your drop out statistics and I know you are liars. According to you the drop out rate was higher in 1993 then after 2005. BULLSHIT. I noticed how many schools closed. I’ve noticed how many schools you plan to close. If my old high school has about 1800 (I’m being generous) students in it now, my class graduated 300 seniors but started with 1100 (generous on the low end) freshmen. I calculate about 500 students left between the middle two grades in order to make your numbers. Did I mention that the 1800 is split up between two schools and most of the high schools here are two schools in one these days? So if I give you an even split…you have less people in one school then my entire freshmen class and the seniors I graduated with would take up a third of one of your schools. You’re lying…not mention the report that came out saying Baltimore only graduates 34% of it’s students. I’m on to you.

4/17/08 Update: So the Comcast dude calls around 7:00pm, I was eagerly awaiting him, and tells the Vixen that his mother died. WTF!?!?! He was getting his wife to pick up the router so he “could work on it”. Get the hell out of here! What type of “work” is this cat doing on the router?!?!?! On top of that if my mama dies that’s three days (at least) that I’m not going to be working so I would just pass that job on. I have a sneaking suspicion he’s show up and get some conversation started and it would involve how his wife not supporting him and blah, blah, blah. I told my girl to call Comcast..locate an office, drop off her boxes, get a self install kit and I’ll hook it up. Slick ass…