“In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.”
Pliny the Elder (23 AD - 79 AD)

That’s what you say when you finish watching these movies. I saw one on this list over the weekend and when the credits rolled I literally said, “Huh?” These are the movies that make me want to go to the directors house and say:
“You avant garde mothafucka? Was that artistic? You had a hidden message in there or something…huh…answer me!…Say what again!”

Shadowboxer
Cuba Gooding Jr., Helen Mirren, Stephen Dorff…and some other people.
What the hell was the point of this movie? And Hollywood…save the ass shots of dudes for romantic movies that women want to go see. This is one of those movies where in the end I think I understand the point…but still…huh? Who the hell read this and said, “Yeah let’s do that!”. It’s the type of thing I want to show people like I was rick-rolling them.

Donnie Darko
Jake Gyllenhall, Holmes Osbourne, Patrick Swayze.
This one is weird, but I actually like it. It’s a movie I did end up understanding and still watch to catch other little hints from. However, if I show it to a room full of people most of them would probably go, “Huh?” A 6 ft tall rabbit that predicts the future…that’s the only part of the plot I will mention…and that’s pretty much enough.

The Peanut Butter Solution
This is a weird ass french movie from the 80’s that involves ghosts, kids, hair loss, a hair growth formula involving peanut butter, kidnapping, child labor, magic and just weirdness. At first it seems like it will be a funny light hearted movie and then it just takes strange turns and in the end I just have to ask “WTF?” Who thinks of stuff like this?

Plan 9 from Outer Space
Bela Lugosi…and some rejects.
This one is honest…the director was weird as all hell. This movie includes Aliens using zombies and vampires to stop earth’s “stupid minds” What’s really ill is that Bela Lugosi was in this and it seemed like he could never be in a bad movie. I always have to ask though…what were plans 1-8 and why didn’t they work?

Name some weird movies.