“My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men’s room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn’t so closely resemble Hell.”
Lester Burnham

Yeah, yeah I didn’t post in a couple days. I’ve been busy, sue me! In between not winning the Mega-Millions lottery alot of stuff is going on.

1) The Chairman of our board told me the other day that he has no idea what I do. That’s a confidence builder.

2) The Vixen and I are going to Atlantic City in June. So what are your plans for your stimulus check? Mine involve Blackjack.

3) I went and did a presentation at the City Jail.

4) I still haven’t found a grant that I can apply for that will pay me to just be a cool guy and give advice.

5)Keesha thinks I (and some of you) have problems…peep the last comment.

6) I am still a Star Wars geek…but I will geek out for Alien related information.

7) My roommate is gone and the Cat is demanding all my attention.

8) I still like beer especially Sam Adams Cherry Wheat…mmmmmmm.

9) I need better olives and more Vodka and Vermouth.

10) My old boss is coming here over Memorial Weekend…I miss her…these new cats suck.

11) How the hell are you?