Hey There
“My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men’s room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn’t so closely resemble Hell.”
Lester Burnham
Yeah, yeah I didn’t post in a couple days. I’ve been busy, sue me! In between not winning the Mega-Millions lottery alot of stuff is going on.
1) The Chairman of our board told me the other day that he has no idea what I do. That’s a confidence builder.
2) The Vixen and I are going to Atlantic City in June. So what are your plans for your stimulus check? Mine involve Blackjack.
3) I went and did a presentation at the City Jail.
4) I still haven’t found a grant that I can apply for that will pay me to just be a cool guy and give advice.
5)Keesha thinks I (and some of you) have problems…peep the last comment.
6) I am still a Star Wars geek…but I will geek out for Alien related information.
7) My roommate is gone and the Cat is demanding all my attention.
8) I still like beer especially Sam Adams Cherry Wheat…mmmmmmm.
9) I need better olives and more Vodka and Vermouth.
10) My old boss is coming here over Memorial Weekend…I miss her…these new cats suck.
11) How the hell are you?
You had me at “Sam Adams Cherry Wheat”. That stuff is like liquid crack with crack sprinkled on top. So good! And kids just love it’s sweet, sweet taste.
Comment by Catherinette Singleton — May 1, 2008 @ 2:05 am
~beer is good–I’ll try that one
~Keesha should write a book and go on Oprah, after she meets some kids that make her say all manner of things she never thought she’d say
~ on number 4 you could become a psychic advisor to the soon to be former president
Comment by GC — May 1, 2008 @ 3:15 pm
Lately I’ve been getting home from work rather late (after 10) without really accomplishing anything. Frustrating.
Some Sam Adams probably would be nice. If I had time to drink it.
Comment by kofi — May 1, 2008 @ 4:54 pm
Hmmm….never tried that Sam Adams Cherry Wheat, but I’ll put it on my agenda. Hell, I’ll just get keesha a Sam Jackson and who knows….she’ll be cussing out bad ass chirren in a heartbeat. She might even fight a ninja! LOL!
Comment by Mark Dub — May 2, 2008 @ 1:54 pm