WWWD?

“Well, I love mysteries. No, really, I do. ‘Cause I can usually solve a mystery by beating the snot outta somebody.” Wolverine
Going with my new life motto. I’ve decied to take some scenarios to test it out. So now I ask you to submit your questions to the first installment of: What Would Wolverine Do?
EDIT:
In the spirit of WWWD while analyzing my situation at work…I moved myself and the literacy instructor out of our cubes and into an empty office. Closing your door is a beautiful thing.
While I wait for your queries…I’ll leave you with some quotes from the Killer Canuck.
“I’m the best there is at what I do. Thing is, what I do isn’t very nice.”
“You ain’t done makin’ mistakes, bub, not by a long shot.”
“A man comes at me with his fists, I’ll meet him with fists. But if he pulls a gun - or threatens people I’m protectin’ - then I got no sympathy for him.”
“Any outfit that’ll take me as a member’ll admit anyone.”
“I don’t carry no grudges, bub - I work out my aggressions on the spot!”
“We ain’t winnin’ this shootin’ match by tip-toein’ through the tulips, darlin’.”
Unfortunately, the best intentions don’t always equate t’ the best actions.”
“Never met Razorfist. Heard of him though. Had his hands surgically replaced with super-keen swords. Always wondered how he eats or gets dressed.”
“By rights, we should both be history. But Fate’s a fickle dame. She’ll do the darndest things sometimes to keep her great game interesting.”
“I never take anything on faith or at face value.”
“Music to my ears, bub! Step right up! Be the first in line to meet your ancestors!”
“What is it with X-Men?! We’ll tackle Magneto or even Galactus without a second thought, but heaven forbid any of us, man or woman, can ask someone out on a flamin’ date! Pop the question, get an answer, deal with it, an’ move on.”
“I should hate myself when I get like this. Everything goes red. Don’t even know if I’m talkin’ or just howlin’.”
“I’m not impressed. I knew a sailor who could make the hula-girl on his bicep do the hootchy koo.”
“He was paraphrasin’ Nietsche, ya illiterate midget.”
“That was nothin’ - I get body-slammed by giant aircraft every alternate Tuesday.”
“I take my regrets out every nights and dump ‘em in the trash.”
“I think you’re missing all the hotels from your Monopoly set, lady.”
“You boys have guts … too bad they’re all over the floor!.”
Man…this is one of my favorite posts! Wolvie is a pretty colorful fella, isn’t he? I just hope you don’t have to spill any guts all over ther floor before all is said and done. Great post!
Comment by Mark Dub — May 14, 2008 @ 8:25 pm
“I think you’re missing all the hotels from your Monopoly set, lady.”
Sounds like something Wolvy would say to Hillary.
Great Post man.
Comment by Empath — May 15, 2008 @ 4:31 am
love the wolverine quotes
Comment by jdid — May 21, 2008 @ 12:56 am