July 22, 2008

Fuckery

“Everybody need a pre-nup. People think you gotta be rich to get a pre-nup. You got twenty million and your wife wants ten, big deal, you ain’t starvin’! But if you got thirty thousand, and your wife wants fifteen, you might have to kill her!”
Chris Rock

I do not like people. Well, I’ll revise that. On an individual basis people are ok. In a group I really begin to detest them. Such as:

People in crowded theatres
People at festivals
People at Malls
People at Shows
People on Public Transpo
People on the Internet (they are a special bunch)

In that last group I especially hate this lady. Who I hate even more are the people who feel sorry for her. I’ll post a video later, but I just want to share some thoughts.

A marriage is not a business deal (traditionally). So if someone is rich and you marry them, if you later divorce you don’t deserve to still be rich. Think of it from this angle. You marry someone with no money, divorce and a judge says…you should have less money. Better yet let’s go with the Chris Rock theory:

“Your honor, check this out. I’m accustomed to fuckin’ her four times a week. Now I feel I should be able to fuck her at least twice a week. I mean she can have the alimony, but I want some pussy payments.”

That probably wouldn’t play well in court, but you get my drift. Now, my bigger problem is this. You marry someone rich, get a prenup and then when the divorce comes along you want more. Check it out: unless you helped someone build a company or you picked half the numbers on the winning lottery ticket, you deserve nothing. Seeing as how you married someone after they did all the work. You didn’t do anything. You probably never cooked or cleaned. Hell, I bet neither of you made the sheets. This is what I figure. If in a divorce the ex-wife wants money and gets it this is what should happen. All the house servants and staff should file for a claim and get some money from her award.

“Your honor…she was a bitch, she never finished the food I slaved over AND I had to help her bloated ass zip up dresses. I just want my due.” Give the driver her car. Give the housekeeper the summer home. At least we can prove that they actually did something. These rich (especially second) wives usually do nothing. I could understand if there was a company at stake or some other business. When the issue is look in his wallet and give me some…get the hell out of here. That’s like adopting another child and giving them allowance for life. Hell if that’s the case we should sue our parents for not continuing with our allowance. Sounds dumb? Then you totally understand me. What really kills me is that usually these women are getting something…the thing is they want more. The only thing that bothers me more than this is when people die and leave all their money to a damn dog or something. Come the hell on. What’s worse is that this is 2008. So women like this don’t just demand more. They make videos and put up a website. Meanwhile some poor divorced mother of three whose situation is nothing like this woman’s feels empathy for her and defends her and sends a little money…to the woman who got the summer home and almost a million bucks.

I feel nothing for you. You know how many years it will take the average person to earn what you will get in the prenup? Mind you in one light I do feel this, just not hers. If most of the people I know had to live on a lot less then they had they would be on the street. Difference the people I know all work to earn their own money and will work for years before close to a million dollars passes through their hands. They’ll never have it in a lump sum though. So this lady should just take her $750,000 - have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.


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  1. hmmm…
    I’ve heard that every $1 you spend on a prenup saves you $100 in divorce court–well, keeps you out of divorce court.

    Comment by GC — July 22, 2008 @ 2:48 pm

  2. true that

    Comment by jdid — July 22, 2008 @ 6:23 pm

  3. You know, campaigning on YouTube and outside of the courtroom is not the best look when trying to make a legal case.

    It makes for good comedy though.

    Comment by kofi — July 23, 2008 @ 1:22 am

  4. Amen, if there is any truth to Karma, she may eventually get more than she you tubed for.

    Comment by eslocura — July 23, 2008 @ 12:27 pm

  5. crazy ass heifer. her lawyer said this was revolutionary. naw, this shit was stupidity.

    Comment by aquababie — July 23, 2008 @ 8:23 pm

  6. erm… wow… that was really funny… i think she made more of a fool of herself than anything else… she has crazy eyes… and… ahh… the tarot cards??? wow…

    i love that elaine stritch is in the wedding photo… how random…

    Comment by Will — July 24, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

  7. You are very funny. You speak the truth.

    Comment by elise — July 25, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

  8. Maybe they blame it on “stress” and “mental anguish” from the relationship. Anything to get more money for plastic surgery and vacations to Saturn or whereever.

    Comment by brran1 — August 14, 2008 @ 3:55 pm

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