I Dig Old (Corny) Stuff

“History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men.”
Blue Oyster Cult

I have an idea that made me think to put this video up…the potential is still there so I won’t type the actual idea. I mean if one of you got paid from it I’d have to hunt you down, steal your money and make your life hell forever….and I kinda had other stuff I wanted to do.


Who the hell can front on Godzilla? Not to mention the fact that this song rocks. I’ve been playing air guitar to this all week long. My mother introduced me to Godzilla back in the day…I haven’t seen all of the movies, but I have seen alot of them. Sometimes I think the real world could use a Godzilla. A big monster that comes through and destroys on some…”Hey I’m the product of all your ignorance and pollution of the planet. I’m gonna start destroying things now.” The problem would be that people would break down along different lines. I’m sure a religion would spring up around him. Some people would want to destroy him. Some people would think he deserves to destroy us. PETA would protest the military. The army would call in Ceasar Milan to see if they could control him and use him as a weapon. Meat Eaters would want a Godzilla steak. Vegans would claim he is revenge for the animals we proclaimed are lower on the food chain than us. Politicans would use him as a wedge issue. “My opponent wants to sit down and reason with Godzilla!”

Godzilla actually is charming. Parent groups would want him destroyed for the sake of our children. PETA would counter by asking, “What about Godzuki?” It would be a whole mess. Plus there would be porn fetish sites set up for the twins and they’d be too busy to call Mothra.
Mothratwinfetish.com

Makes me think of the Watchmen…since the movie will come out soon I won’t get all into it. Look it up if you want…but you might ruin the plot for yourself.

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  1. i’d be on some ol as long as he doesnt come to my neighbourhood he can do whatever he wants ish.

    wonder if we’d build a super prison/zoo for him and whether we’d lauch a preemptive attack on zilla

    Comment by jdid — August 13, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

  2. IIIIIIII know why you thought of the song/video.

    P.S. Watchmen!!! HECK YEAH!!!!

    Comment by Jen — August 14, 2008 @ 3:51 am

  3. Damn, this is good blog! Where the hell have I been? I swear I need to get out more!

    Comment by Jamila — August 14, 2008 @ 7:02 pm

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