“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.”
Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)

Since I have been in the working world I’ve had some very great lessons in what not to do with your company or organization. I have extensive and detailed notes. So evey now and again I look at the people I know and think if I had a company who would I hire and how would I use them?

1969 - Office Manager/Human Resources - So I figure who would be better then to handle your employees, the general day to day and quash disputes then a married mother of two with a sense of humor? I figure you need the right mix of compassion and the ability to see through bullshit. Who has that better then someone who deals with two young boys and people in the hospitality industry.

Dallas Penn - Public Relations - This one was easy. Not only does Dally (Yes Outsiders) have the wordplay to work prospective clients, but he also sends out the dopeness that makes you feel appreciated. Hell if he hadn’t sent some of the stuff he did, I might not have been motivated to pick up the G.I. Joe action figures I picked up. Plus he stay fresh so clients will stay caught up on his gear while he’s reeling them in.

Catherinette - Personal Assistant - I have learned that an assistant, receptionist, secretary is one of the most important people that an organization can have. They are the face of your company to alot of people and they know where all the bodies are buried. If you want to be able to get a people in any organization make sure they like you. On the other side of things this is the person that insulates you from assholes. I need someone funny for this position so I can have laughs about how upset they get when people can’t reach me.

Stuff Black People Hate - D.O.A. (Destroyer of Assholes) - I realized, after seeing crass supervisors, that even they could have a place at a company. See I don’t like ignorant people. What I do enjoy is telling them off letting them know that they should never come around again. This is what that position is all about. If the assistant keeps people away from me. This person is like my Darth Vader. I send them to destroy those I hate. Money has the appropriate grasp of words in expressing his hatred of things to serve my purposes well.

Luke Cage - Security- I know what some of you are thinking. You think I just went and got a big guy. Wrong. My interactions with bouncers have helped me realize that even a big guy is not a deterrent. See most bouncers are jerks who want to fight. So instead of stopping a problem they make it worse so they can have fun. The best bouncer I ever met was cool guy who would actually talk to people. The same thing happens with cops. When a cop comes at you like a person it’s easy to deal with them. When they come at you like an authority who you must obey it makes you…well me at least not want to do whatever they are saying. This way I get a big guy who’s cool, but still able to articulate themselves.

Interview Time:

If I hired you for a position at Amadeo Enterprises, what would you apply for and why should I hire you?