Penmanship
Dear United States Postal Service,
You sorry sods…you fuck twats. I am writing to let you know just how much I actuallydespise you. I am truly unsure was to why you allow people to track packages over the internet if you don’t update the information properly. I also wonder how serious you would take it if I beat one of your carriers to a pulp. Perhaps it’s no coincidence that the same package I couldn’t track was the one that was returned to the branch office? Perhaps it was also a coincidence that although your website said there was a notice left there was none. Which I find particularly hilarious since I get my things mailed to my grandmothers house and she’s always home. Adding to this is the fact that I also had another package delivered there the very same day you said no one was there. Hmmmm. What’s wrong with this picture. So I came in and picked up my package and you gave me one for my mother. This is great…when I stopped by to drop it off your wonderful carrier had left my Old Navy package sitting on the front steps. Here’s the best part…my grandmother…was in the house. So no one even bothered to ring they bell when leaving the package on the steps. Not even a ring and walk away. Just leave my shit on the steps. I would love to pummel you all about the head and shoulders. I’d considered sending you a letter to express my extreme hatred for you…but you probably wouldn’t get it. Please die.
With Hatred,
and while you’re at it could you please ask them why the fuck a package takes 2 days to get from the USA to Puerto Rico and yet it takes 7-9 days (sometimes longer) to get the same package back to the same place in the USA if mailed from Puerto Rico? why?
Comment by eslocura — September 24, 2008 @ 12:34 am
utter bullshit.
I ordered something a month ago from NYCb(one state line, 90 minutes and about 4 county lines away). Two, three weeks go by and I get nothing. Someone wrote “return to sender” on another piece of mail, and another neighbor was missing mail, so I’m thinking my new neighbor got frisky. So I ask for another copy. Although one copy was mailed three weeks after the other, both copies get to me on the very same day. wtf.
Comment by kofi — September 24, 2008 @ 1:09 am
well, they’re still cheaper than UPS and quicker from the east coast to the west coast
that is, when they deliver the package
Comment by GC — September 24, 2008 @ 2:13 am
I’m still wondering why it took my brother in boston a week longer to get a package than my mom in the caribbean when both were sent on the same date. hell i could walk the package to boston in a week.
Comment by jdid — September 24, 2008 @ 12:45 pm
Yeah, and why the f*ck did I go to the Post office to pick up my mail after a vacation, was my mail carrier sittin’ her fluffy ass down in the back reading MY magazines!?!?!?
Ol’ Skunk!
Comment by DirtyJerz — September 24, 2008 @ 1:01 pm
People with guaranteed employment with little to no recourse for misdeeds = lousy.
Comment by B — September 24, 2008 @ 7:56 pm
why do they only lose the good stuff and not the bullshit…like bills??
Comment by aquababie — September 25, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
Dude. Weak.
Comment by Drew — September 28, 2008 @ 8:34 pm