Vote For Marge
Look I get it…some of you out there feel better having someone from a small town go to the white house. You’ve obviously never read a Stephen King book cause small towns have some of the most horrible secrets…I think Palin may a ghost her whole town having been wiped out by zombie moose and she’s going to lead us to the slaughter…but that’s just me. Anyhow I’ve worked out a compromise. You want someone from a small town, someone with an accent, someone who has taken charge?
I give you Marge Gunderson.
She’s proven under fire. She’s had people under her command. She knows how to use a gun. I know that some of you Palin supporters are feeling conflicted now. Marge has a child too. Her husband knows wildlife and enjoys ice fishing.
On the Issues:
3 A.M. phone call, Marge responds:
“Oh my. Where? Yeah? Aw geez. Okay, there in a jif. Real good, then.”
Marge on deregulation:
“For a little bit of money. There’s more to life than a little money, you know. Don’t you know that? And here ya are, and it’s a beautiful day.”
Marge on the Press:
“Oh, for pete’s sake. He’s fleein’ the interview. He’s fleein’ the interview!”
Marge on Sex ED:
“So, you were having sex with the little fella, then?”
Marge on red tape:
“Okey-dokey, thanks a bunch. I’ll let you get back to your paperwork, then.”
Marge on Hostile Negotiations:
“Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me, I’m just doing my job here. “
Marge on Family:
“That’s terrific. I’m so proud of ya, Norm. Heck, Norm, you know we’re doin’ pretty good.”
This Message has been paid for and approved by Mike Yanagita.
“She’s such a super lady!”
YOU
NEED
DELIVERANCE!
This does not mean, however, that I disagree.
Comment by B — October 2, 2008 @ 2:01 pm
This…is…brilliant.
Comment by gabrieloneverything — October 2, 2008 @ 2:03 pm
wasn’t Marge pregnant too?
She’s the best
Comment by GC — October 2, 2008 @ 2:43 pm
lmfao!!!!
Comment by chaoticdiva — October 2, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
marge was indeed pregnant too GC. Marge was the greatest!
Comment by jdid — October 2, 2008 @ 5:00 pm
LOL.
Comment by Empath — October 2, 2008 @ 6:03 pm
Amadeo…sometimes your genius shines through likea beacon of light. This sir, is one of those times.
Comment by 1969 — October 2, 2008 @ 6:52 pm
You are so crazy!!! For real, I’d vote for Marge.
Comment by Vixen — October 2, 2008 @ 10:14 pm
rofl… seriously… rofl…
Comment by Will — October 3, 2008 @ 3:43 am
marge is a genius compared to the puppet. and she did all of this while preggers!!
Comment by aquababie — October 7, 2008 @ 4:31 pm
Ari is the TRUTH… but they’ve made him the focal point this season and his temper isn’t as funny as it was in previous seasons. But, he is the major reason I watch Entourage.
When I’m alone I love drawing (of course)playing Atari games, watching cable and exercising between my thoughts of what to draw next…
Comment by Luke Cage — October 8, 2008 @ 3:57 pm