“You and your icy side walk suck.”
Amadeo

Hello, how the hell are ya? So yesterday we had snow and last night we had rain and sleet. That means this morning there was ice…alot of ice. I got up and shoveled off the front, while I was out about 5 other people were doing the same. It would seem that alot of you fucktards don’t feel the need to do so. I mean honestly I’d rather have to deal with snow then ice…but I move on the ice quickly. You see…since I don’t enjoy falling on my ass, I try to make sure other people don’t as well. Some of you assholes don’t seem to be pressed. Just know that as I type this I’m thinking of something more insulting to call you all. Listen up fuck-o(s)…ice is dangerous and if you live in a house or own a business or both, you need to get the hell out and shovel that shit. CenterPoint on Eutaw…I’m looking at you. How you gonna have expensive ass apartments and not shovel the whole front? Symphony Place…this goes for you as well. MTA…ya’ll are usually good about this but you messing up today. GET ON YOUR JOB. I will come to where you are bitch slap you and then fall down out front and sue you. I actually thought about falling down and suing people a few times. Don’t make me have to come and see you. I’m just saying…it’s bullshit when the sidewalk looks like this:

This sunday will probably be one of the best football games in recent history. The Pillars of heaven and earth will surely shake. The football Gods will look on and say, “It is good”. Melodramatic, maybe…let me sprinkle a little fairy dust dammit. The Ravens have had a long road this season and it’s only fitting that has lead for good or for ill at Heinz field. It has been a season of surprises for Ravens fans and even if they lose on sunday the season can’t be considered a let down. I’m going to enjoy this game.

“It’s just natural at this point,” … “You want to score. We talk about it on defense, we do it in practice”
Ed Reed

Well, well, well…I see you cowering over there associated press. Yeah, you guys fronted on my man Flacco, fronted on Harbaugh and now just an hour after my last post I find out you fronted on Ed Reed. I hope you all burn in Hell.

Did I mention that only one person who you guys voted an award to is still in the Playoffs? (Harrison: DPOY)

Manning: MVP - out
Ryan: ROY - out
Smith: COY - out
Pennington: CPOY - out
Brees OPOY: didn’t even get in (but I don’t have a problem with this one)

It’s clear you guys love to suckle at the Manning teet…I expect that. You really pissed me off with no votes for Flacco or Harbaugh, though…I mean none…not one? Even Belichick got one vote. Rookie coach makes it to Playoffs with rookie QB and that’s not worth a vote? You unreconstruced whelps of a whore. Then you go and have Ed Reed in 3rd Place? You bastards. I see how it is. That’s alright. Here is my argument and then I’ll leave it be.

Flacco:

Flacco’s numbers 257comp. 428 att’s. 60.0perc. 2,971 yards 6.9 average 14 td’s 12 int’s 80.3 rating
Ryans numbers 265 comp 434 att’s. 61.1 perc. 3,440 yards 7.9 average 16 td’s 11 int’s 87.7 rating

Hardly a blow out
Factor in Ryan had better recievers and played a weaker schedule there isn’t much difference.

Flacco played 7 of the top 10 defenses including the #1 defense twice
Ryan played 4 of the top 10 defenses
Matt Ryan - The average ranking of the defenses faced by Ryan - 20.125
Joe Flacco - The average ranking of the defenses faced by Flacco - 12.312

Ryan faced 4 playoff teams. Those teams have a combined record of 39-24-1.
Flacco faced 6 playoff teams. Those teams have a combined record of 69-26-1

Ryan faced teams with a combined record of 88-119-1 (LOSING RECORD). A winning percentage of .420
Flacco faced teams with a combined record of 112-94-2. A winning percentage of .538

Flacco faced the Bengals, Browns, Raiders, and Jaguars (who have a combined 18 wins)
Ryan (who faced the Raiders as well) faced the WINLESS Lions and TWO teams with 2 victories each (KC and St. Louis). Those teams have 9 total wins.

Ed Reed:

Led the League in INTs.

Set a new record for longest INT return (topping his old one).

Recorded 264 INT return yards. (In 2004 he set the record with 358)

Anchored a Defense with 2 starters on IR and another missing a few games.

All this with a nerve impingement in his neck and shoulder.

You guys suck and I hate your stupid sucky faces.

…better get alot of votes for Defensive MVP?

That’s what I thought.