Dear Baltimore,

“You and your icy side walk suck.”
Amadeo
Hello, how the hell are ya? So yesterday we had snow and last night we had rain and sleet. That means this morning there was ice…alot of ice. I got up and shoveled off the front, while I was out about 5 other people were doing the same. It would seem that alot of you fucktards don’t feel the need to do so. I mean honestly I’d rather have to deal with snow then ice…but I move on the ice quickly. You see…since I don’t enjoy falling on my ass, I try to make sure other people don’t as well. Some of you assholes don’t seem to be pressed. Just know that as I type this I’m thinking of something more insulting to call you all. Listen up fuck-o(s)…ice is dangerous and if you live in a house or own a business or both, you need to get the hell out and shovel that shit. CenterPoint on Eutaw…I’m looking at you. How you gonna have expensive ass apartments and not shovel the whole front? Symphony Place…this goes for you as well. MTA…ya’ll are usually good about this but you messing up today. GET ON YOUR JOB. I will come to where you are bitch slap you and then fall down out front and sue you. I actually thought about falling down and suing people a few times. Don’t make me have to come and see you. I’m just saying…it’s bullshit when the sidewalk looks like this: