Amadeo Sogni

Fez Sez:
“What’s your favorite color?”

Fez Sez:
“I’m ready to appoint, annoint and consecrate.”

I forgot to mention that I was on vacation this week. It’s hard to leave you guys hanging…but you’ll have to kick it with Fez for today.

Fez Sez:
“I’m just a reflection of you!”

What I’m about to do may be cruddy…but the hell with it. Let me give you some background:

Once as I was sitting in Starbucks talking to my man Levar I was introduced to a gentleman that I will not soon forget. I won’t put his name here, but we call him Fez. It should go without saying that he wears a Fez everyday. A Fez that he coordinates with his outfits. This wouldn’t mean as much…it’s just that fact that he attends and speaks at several spiritual retreats (we’ll be having a festival of his greatest hits soon) and asks just about every woman he comes across out on a date (Cheesecake Factory). Then to top it all off some of the things he says are pure entertainment. So for your entertainment I present the first in a series….Fez Sez. (Fez Sez are actual quotes from Fez and not exaggerated in any way).

Fez Sez:
“I’m ready to knock some ovaries out of place.”