Amadeo Sogni

So I worked a 12.5 hour day yesterday. I was (0nce again) forced to work the grill cooking mass amounts of food that I personally don’t eat. So after I was finished bathing in the smoke from hamburgers and doing physical labor that made me question if I actually had an office job or if I was back in a warehouse from my early 20’s…I went home were my roommate has left town and the cat, it seems, closed it self in a room. I know this not only beause she didn’t charge me right away at the front door, but because she was crying…all through the house. After I let her out she treated me like rubbing post. So today I’m not posting…it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care. So look to the left and enjoy my blogroll. I’ll probably spend most of my day on Stuff Black People Hate while I wait to pull jobs on Mob Wars via Facebook. Enjoy…or not…whatever.

“Everybody need a pre-nup. People think you gotta be rich to get a pre-nup. You got twenty million and your wife wants ten, big deal, you ain’t starvin’! But if you got thirty thousand, and your wife wants fifteen, you might have to kill her!”
Chris Rock

I do not like people. Well, I’ll revise that. On an individual basis people are ok. In a group I really begin to detest them. Such as:

People in crowded theatres
People at festivals
People at Malls
People at Shows
People on Public Transpo
People on the Internet (they are a special bunch)

In that last group I especially hate this lady. Who I hate even more are the people who feel sorry for her. I’ll post a video later, but I just want to share some thoughts.

A marriage is not a business deal (traditionally). So if someone is rich and you marry them, if you later divorce you don’t deserve to still be rich. Think of it from this angle. You marry someone with no money, divorce and a judge says…you should have less money. Better yet let’s go with the Chris Rock theory:

“Your honor, check this out. I’m accustomed to fuckin’ her four times a week. Now I feel I should be able to fuck her at least twice a week. I mean she can have the alimony, but I want some pussy payments.”

That probably wouldn’t play well in court, but you get my drift. Now, my bigger problem is this. You marry someone rich, get a prenup and then when the divorce comes along you want more. Check it out: unless you helped someone build a company or you picked half the numbers on the winning lottery ticket, you deserve nothing. Seeing as how you married someone after they did all the work. You didn’t do anything. You probably never cooked or cleaned. Hell, I bet neither of you made the sheets. This is what I figure. If in a divorce the ex-wife wants money and gets it this is what should happen. All the house servants and staff should file for a claim and get some money from her award.

“Your honor…she was a bitch, she never finished the food I slaved over AND I had to help her bloated ass zip up dresses. I just want my due.” Give the driver her car. Give the housekeeper the summer home. At least we can prove that they actually did something. These rich (especially second) wives usually do nothing. I could understand if there was a company at stake or some other business. When the issue is look in his wallet and give me some…get the hell out of here. That’s like adopting another child and giving them allowance for life. Hell if that’s the case we should sue our parents for not continuing with our allowance. Sounds dumb? Then you totally understand me. What really kills me is that usually these women are getting something…the thing is they want more. The only thing that bothers me more than this is when people die and leave all their money to a damn dog or something. Come the hell on. What’s worse is that this is 2008. So women like this don’t just demand more. They make videos and put up a website. Meanwhile some poor divorced mother of three whose situation is nothing like this woman’s feels empathy for her and defends her and sends a little money…to the woman who got the summer home and almost a million bucks.

I feel nothing for you. You know how many years it will take the average person to earn what you will get in the prenup? Mind you in one light I do feel this, just not hers. If most of the people I know had to live on a lot less then they had they would be on the street. Difference the people I know all work to earn their own money and will work for years before close to a million dollars passes through their hands. They’ll never have it in a lump sum though. So this lady should just take her $750,000 - have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.

“The game of chess, is like a swordfight. You must think first, before you move.”
Wang Lung Wei

ANY MOTHAFUCKIN’ CONTENDER!!!!!

Ahem…

After a search I finally found a chess set I could roll with. I was looking online and for real for the prices some of the ones I found were some bullshit. This joint ran me 40 slugs.

So if anybody wants to see me bring it on. I haven’t played in a while…but I won’t make excuses. En Passant bitches! What ya’ll know about that! I’ve thrown a few peoples games off with that move. Anyway I have rants and since I have a blog you will read every damn word I say!!!!

1) To the dude from comcast who setting up my girls internet…whoops who tried to. You ain’t slick ass clown. It don’t take that long, oh and guess what? He didn’t even get it finished! Now he has to come back tomorrow (on his day off) to finish the job. Look here dick weed: I will throat chop your punk ass without a second thought. How come you didn’t have any software with you, hmmm? Routers come with software dingleberry. By the way…if you can’t get it set up at her house what the hell good does taking the router to your house to “check it” do? Answer me that. Seems like even if it works at your house it still doesn’t help with trouble shooting it at her place. You ain’t slick and she knows I has the hot lovin. So get it straight and go tell to your geek friends you were within 5 ft. of a good looking women, cause that shit won’t work when I’m there and I’m grilling you.

2) MD State Lottery…what the hell man…I don’t remember the last time a city resident won big with you guys. I recommend that you pick my name when you do that drawing for the set for life chumpee. I know the cash payout will be less then a million, but I don’t care. I can do a lot with what remains. Get at me before I start saying how you are discriminating against black inner city residents. I’ll do it. I work in Human Services and I’m annoyed a lot.

3) Baltimore City Schools…I’ve seen your drop out statistics and I know you are liars. According to you the drop out rate was higher in 1993 then after 2005. BULLSHIT. I noticed how many schools closed. I’ve noticed how many schools you plan to close. If my old high school has about 1800 (I’m being generous) students in it now, my class graduated 300 seniors but started with 1100 (generous on the low end) freshmen. I calculate about 500 students left between the middle two grades in order to make your numbers. Did I mention that the 1800 is split up between two schools and most of the high schools here are two schools in one these days? So if I give you an even split…you have less people in one school then my entire freshmen class and the seniors I graduated with would take up a third of one of your schools. You’re lying…not mention the report that came out saying Baltimore only graduates 34% of it’s students. I’m on to you.

4/17/08 Update: So the Comcast dude calls around 7:00pm, I was eagerly awaiting him, and tells the Vixen that his mother died. WTF!?!?! He was getting his wife to pick up the router so he “could work on it”. Get the hell out of here! What type of “work” is this cat doing on the router?!?!?! On top of that if my mama dies that’s three days (at least) that I’m not going to be working so I would just pass that job on. I have a sneaking suspicion he’s show up and get some conversation started and it would involve how his wife not supporting him and blah, blah, blah. I told my girl to call Comcast..locate an office, drop off her boxes, get a self install kit and I’ll hook it up. Slick ass…

“Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.”
Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)

I’m proud to write this under a new category. I can’t help but watch the news and the more I do, the more pissed off I am. So this is where I chronicle facts as I see them and everybody just has to deal with it. Punks.

1. The immigration issue is only about old white men fearful that they are losing the country they stole. Why is there only mention of Mexicans? I never hear anything about all the people from Europe that come into the country on Visas and let them expire. I see illegals from Mexico, but the immigrants I’ve known were from the islands or Africa and having to deal with citizenship issues or my Israeli friend who’s here illegal. No one complains about him. That said the title to Geraldo’s book on illegals is fricking hilarious….HISPANIC.

2. Obama has more experience as an elected official…he does. Look it up and deal with it. Until someone answers the question of Billary’s 35 years no one can harp on him being inexperienced.

3. Bush is a moron and everytime we listen to him speak we become a little dumber. If this was the Old Testament, not only would he be punished, but so would everyone who voted for him.

4. People outside of the Israel are not allowed to be mad when Palestinians do things to them. If you stick someone in my house against my wishes I may have some problems with it. Why the hell didn’t Germany have to give up some land for them anyway? Makes me think of coming home and dudes are sitting on my steps, then everyone but me is pissed when I say they gotta bounce.

5. Conservatives don’t know what the hell to do right now. They don’t like McCain (who will be the republican nominee), they hate Hillary and that leaves them with a black man with a muslim name. The suicide rate may go up this fall.

6. The troops opinion doesn’t count. That’s right. I don’t want the recorded opinion of people who are subject to court martial for speaking their mind. Maybe we can find another way to put them in an akward position hmm?

7. The whole election process is basically stupid. Even with candidates I don’t like I see when bullshit methods of discrediting them come up. If we were actually logical and honest Bush would have never been President. Maybe one day we’ll be smarter.

8. When the housing market sucks, people are defaulting on mortgages and you give people money to help stimulate the economy…Yes we are approaching a recession…stop bullshitting.

9. Dunkin Donuts can not replace Starbucks. You have your thing, stick with it. Besides you can’t have the whole “is it french, is it italian” thing going on and then when I go to your store…it’s clearly middle eastern.

10. For the locals….people want to turn Pigtown into Hampden part two. For real.

11. Conservatives and Republicans can’t talk about withdrawing from Iraq as cowardice when Russia is bitching us on the regular and no one says anything. Even if their stuff is old. Just cause you smack me with a glove like a french nobleman doesn’t mean you’re not still bitching me.

12. When straight people actually get married and stay together then they can say gay marriage threatens the institution…even if it still sounds stupid.

13. If it’s a big deal that Barack didn’t have his hand on his heart during the Pledge (even though it’s not true) then why weren’t people offended by Bush? He’s had his hand on his stomach. If we’re giving him a pass cause we think he’s a moron…then we need to be beaten with a bag of nickels. The leader of the “free world” has to know where his heart is.

14. If kids are going to kill parents, then parents can legally beat kids. Put the fear of God into them!

15. Jobs must stop acting like people are working for them because it’s the love of their life. 95% of people only work to finance the things they want to do away from work. Most of you would call out sick if you could.